So I put some cottage into a dish, added a bit of vegetable and topped it off with my grandma's homemade mash recipe. Stuck it in the oven until the top went brown.
While that was cooking away I made some Yorkshire puddings from scratch.
When everything looked burnt I chucked it on a plate and paired it with a lovely Italian wine.
Just the thing to set me up for a threesome with 2 Swedish lesbians later.