Thread: Why is American food so bad?

So, denizens of the door, we have already discussed and acknowledged that British food in all its glory is the best in the world: the best cheeses, the best pub food and the best curries.

Now it's time to discuss our cousins from across the pond who have given us diabetes, Frankenstein food and fat fuckers.

So, let us wag our chins: why have they inflicted such poison on the world and why do they accept such terrible food?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

we have already discussed and acknowledged that British food in all its glory is the best in the world: the best cheeses, the best pub food and the best curries.

I must have missed that thread

Originally Posted by hallelujah

fat fuckers.

Seen that mentioned

No up for debate

Snubbies already gone to bed Hal. You gotta throw your hook in earlier.

Weren't you praising the food on your trip to New York?

Originally Posted by pickel

Snubbies already gone to bed Hal. You gotta throw your hook in earlier.

He'll be awake from his piss-stained Bud slumber soon, the yanks don't do self deprecation and everything there is the best in the world, so I have no concerns about this thread getting legs.

Originally Posted by pickel

Weren't you praising the food on your trip to New York?

Was that the Vietnamese or the Italian?

You're supposed to be on our side too, moose.

Fcks sake, don't you have a dumb troll thread on food running already?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Fcks sake, don't you have a dumb troll thread on food running already?

Aren't you supposed to be on our side too, yam yam?

Fucking hell.

What's TD come to when the only support a Brit can get for a good old anti Merkin thread comes from a bloody Seppo?

Even the Canucks have gone bandit.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fucking hell.

What's TD come to when the only support a Brit can get for a good old anti Merkin thread comes from a bloody Seppo?

Even the Canucks have gone bandit.

Don't worry, as I'm sure you are correct here:

Originally Posted by hallelujah

He'll be awake from his piss-stained Bud slumber soon, the yanks don't do self deprecation and everything there is the best in the world, so I have no concerns about this thread getting legs.

And Tax and SA will be on it too.

Originally Posted by pickel

Snubbies already gone to bed

Most likely now working his dream job at Burger King, Central Park on the graveyard shift...now they've widened the doors


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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

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Seppo food is absolute shit. The servings are ridiculous. The restaurants are filthy. I try and avoid eating on that side of the border all together

Originally Posted by Backspin

Seppo food is absolute shit. The servings are ridiculous. The restaurants are filthy. I try and avoid eating on that side of the border all together

He says from the hotspot of haute cuisine known as Surrey, BC. Probably more shithole curry shops than all of England.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Even the Canucks have gone bandit.

Only the ones with IQ higher than 69.

Originally Posted by pickel

He says from the hotspot of haute cuisine known as Surrey, BC. Probably more shithole curry shops than all of England.

Aren't you basically from Slurry too

Originally Posted by Backspin

Aren't you basically from Slurry too

Nope. Never lived there. Never will.

Originally Posted by pickel

Nope. Never lived there. Never will.

So Burnaby then

Originally Posted by pickel

Weren't you praising the food on your trip to New York?

He loves the food in the US, most likely he was on the piss when he started this thread.

Hey its all in fun. We all know this is a troll thread.

That said, I cannot 100% defend US cuisine. As a kid growing up, we ate exceptionally fresh food basically straight out of the garden and from live stock raised. My Gma and Mom used to make all their pasta noodles for the various dishes she would cook. Fast forward, the US has sadly become a paved over Starbucks, McD's , BK, Carls Jr., Jack in the Box, Taco Bell and KFC crap food on virtually every corner. People became workaholics and convenience took over. Now all that processed crap many eat every day has made them lazy fat fkrs. I see it every time I return. BUT they make their choice. There is outstanding cuisine to be had at anytime albeit to enjoy good food, you will most likely pay dearly for it if you dine out. At home you can make outstanding meals like my wife does here. The options are quite frankly endless in the states. I cannot fairly speak to UK cuisine other than what a few colleagues who go there a lot have said and the offerings posted up by Joe, Dil and Mendy. Its a small sample size but if that's it, then you UK folks eat shit. . It seems like canned or frozen food are huge along with instant mash taters ( Probably from a box) and again from pics and comments you guys torch your meat and then add various gravies to mask it. That "Proper English's Bfast" you guys go on about is nothing but garbage food. Denny's in the US sells that shit for $3.99 and only desperate people order it and even Denny's doesn't sell sloppy sugar filled mush beans. And that is saying a lot.

But Like either of our countries, good cuisine can be had. The US just has waaaaay more options and usually cooked far better.

Incoming.......

Originally Posted by Backspin

Seppo food is absolute shit.

This, coming from the village idiot, that eats crow on a daily basis.

Originally Posted by Backspin

So Burnaby then

Nope. Wrong again.

If you really wanna know where I live, just ask your mom.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Fucking hell.

What's TD come to when the only support a Brit can get for a good old anti Merkin thread comes from a bloody Seppo?

Even the Canucks have gone bandit.

The canucks dont have a dog in this fight mate ,the best they can come up with is Poutine eh. And that seems to have been populorised by a bunch of french canucks.

Originally Posted by BLD

The canucks dont have a dog in this fight mate ,the best they can come up with is Poutine eh. And that seems to have been populorised by a bunch of french canucks.

Having said that Typical aussie food is pretty unimpressive but thank fuck were multi cultural and theres a plethora of food available from just about any culture you can think of