Thread: Chittys Crap Culinary Cuisine

Cut and paste a couple more pics and be done then.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Cut and paste a couple more pics and be done then.

He could always reuse the ones from last month eh kw

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Dont forget to rate it and slate it!

I like the salads and that plate of asparagus, Chitty!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'll be glad when its over.

You tried that's all that matters. lol

99, The Chitty Footlong

Two tins of tuna and a salad on a 12" fresh crispy Tiger baguette

10/10

100, The Grande Finale

10/10

It would be a challenge to eat that shyte

Thank Christ that’s over.

Chitty might decide to go for 150 or 200

Do I detect a hint of jealousy?
If only you fookers could eat as well as i

yeah, well yours is no longer the worst cooking. Mendy has hands done won that title.

have fun being

Most of his food looks like a number 2, so quite appropriate.

You pair of numbskulls critics never put up your daily fodder

Ciz can manage a pic of 4 upside down tomatoes in 16 years and Monkey boy some bbq beef on the bone when his welfare check comes.

um. yes.

Joe, did you do a smashburger?

This was incredible...it's all about the burnt edges of the burger.

Originally Posted by Topper

This was incredible

Points deducted for untoasted bun and unmelted cheese. I guess it belongs in this thread.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Points deducted for untoasted bun and unmelted cheese. I guess it belongs in this thread.

The bun is toasted....you can see the brown under the cheese.

Didn't you say this pos thread was finished?



Number one is obviously from a pack in the freezer.

Number two from a tin and the freezer.

C'mon chitty cook your own food. Prepackaged is just that.

Originally Posted by Topper

Joe, did you do a smashburger?

This was incredible...it's all about the burnt edges of the burger.

That plate of yours makes me squint my eyes in the chance that a 3D image might pop out.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

That plate of yours makes me squint my eyes in the chance that a 3D image might pop out.

Ah...your sober, right? It's a nice, Spanish influenced Chinese made piece of fine bone china imported from Laos by an underground network of mind control gurus from India.

Sober for the foreseeable future.

And it all makes sense now!

Sweet chilli bbq pork loin steaks, should really be in the drunk food thread but fook it.



You missed out on a top piss up today Hal you fooking lightweight!

My mistake they're honey glazed pork steaks snd sweet villi chicken breasts.

I have about a kilo of these in the oven now, the chicken is a bit dry but the pork is crispy and lush.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Didn't you say this pos thread was finished?



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Why would he stop when he can still wring a little attention out of it?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Sweet chilli bbq pork loin steaks, should really be in the drunk food thread but fook it.



You missed out on a top piss up today Hal you fooking lightweight!

Does the amount of burnt meat mean you cooked them in the American style?