Thread: Chittys Crap Culinary Cuisine

Oh look, stalky mc stalker is back.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Cooking is a constant learning curve and we learn by our mistakes.

See...and that's the thing Chitty. You are not learning from your mistakes. You continue to make the same borderline dog food meals. .

As for Topper saying we are grumpy and post up same meals, I just do not post every meal. I make up some really good dishes as does my wife. The other night was a wonderful seared tuna steak with sesame seed oil and a little salt and pepper.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Oh look, stalky mc stalker is back.

Well you do keep sending me private notes so I assumed you wanted my attention.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

See...and that's the thing Chitty. You are not learning from your mistakes. You continue to make the same borderline dog food meals.

Being pissed every evening probably doesn't aid heuristic learning.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Well you do keep sending me private notes so I assumed you wanted my attention.

All looks good to me mate.

Chalk up a from me.

Lamb mince not beef.Bit greasy for my refined pallate,prefer

Stop buying the cheapest meats you can find.

The vindaloo looks a winner- I might try making one from the ground up. Full PC points on the vege stew, hope it tasted better than it looks.

I'll ask again, has anyone ever seen Chitty and Pattaya Plies in the same room? This has got to be a wind-up of the highest possible scale, I'm sure Plies posted the same pic of that Lamb mince fiasco with Rooster sauce on the side.

Well done, Chit.
You're stirring up the usual cast.

That in itself should make you feel comfort.
Cheers!!

36, Small All Day Brunch.
£5 with unlimited coffee, just the ticket.

8/10

37, Spaghetti Carbonara

Creamy and juicy

9/10

38, Spicy chicken pizza.

Slightly overdone

6/10

39, Chicken Coughans.

Dry air fried with a trio of sauces.

6/10

40, Greek Chicken kebab

Lunchtime special, exceptional for a fiver.

10/10

41, Traditional English crumpets with Marmalade.

A damn fine start to the day, not too heavy.

8/10

42, Homemade pork sweet chilli pitta kebabs.

Hit thy spots.

9/10

43, Chicken salad with homous and falafels.

Damn reasonable healthy lunch.

10/10

44, Peanut butter on toast

Keeping in real for a quick and easy snack

9/10

Till the next update.

Rate it and slate it!!

Originally Posted by Headworx

I'll ask again, has anyone ever seen Chitty and Pattaya Plies in the same room?

Having met Joe90, I very much doubt he is Pattaya Piles...

Stick to that signature dish Joe90, looks pretty darn good, that and the jam on toast...and the cup of tea looks good too

Cheers mate!

That pizza was nice in Altrincham market, needs a revisit.

When are you back over in this neck of the woods?

^ I'm back to Cheltenham in a fortnight but only quick visit to check on my Dad. I'll try and get up to Manchester when it warms up a bit... will let you know when.

The quest for the elusive 100 still beckons!

45, porridge and honey

Complete with my 5 a day fruit.

7/10

46, Aero McFlurry

Minty and refreshing

8/10

47, Beef and Vegetable Stew

Hearty and healthy , stewed in the crockpot.

10/10

48, Chilli con Carne

4 types of beans in this mouthwatering Chilli.

10/10

49, Roast Beef.

Tasty Sunday roast with all the trimmings.

10/10

50, Prawn Cocktail

Back to the Seventies with this retro dish and a celebration of the halfway mark.

6/10

51 Pork Chops

Dry air fries naturally with crinkle cut frozen chips and everyone's favourite baked beans.

9/10

52, Homemade BlackBerry crumble

With custard, doesn't get much better.

10/10

53, Sirloin

Nicely grilled Sirloin steak, garlic mash and greens n gravy.

10/10

54, Jamaican Jerk Chicken.

Served with Jamaican rice and cabbage.

5/10

55, Footlong baguette

Ham Salad sandwich on fresh bread.

10/10

56, Winner winner chicken dinner

Roast chicken with the trimmings.

9/10

57, Steak n Kidney pie

Traditional English pub grub

9/10

58, Cornish Pasty

Gregg's finest with a Latter for a couple of quid.

7/10

59, Ribeye Salad

Look at that marbeling

Bit dry but the salad was juicy..

7/10

60, Fish and Chips

Another traditional pub grub favourite

10/10

61, Chicken Jalfreza

With pilau rice

7/10

This thread gets more challenging by the day trying not to replicate a dish.

Don't forget to rate it and slate it!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

61, Chicken Jalfreza

With pilau rice

7/10

So its considered a meal that you cooked when you only put two items in the microwave for 2 minutes?

4 minutes.

You were born 40 years too late. Look back to the 70's and 80's. Would have been heaven for you mate.

Originally Posted by Headworx

I'll ask again, has anyone ever seen Chitty and Pattaya Plies in the same room?

Originally Posted by aging one

So its considered a meal that you cooked when you only put two items in the microwave for 2 minutes?

Consider yourself lucky that he didn’t start a thread on it.

Also, two minutes is enough time for him to put up a dozen more posts of uncredited c&p.

It could have been so much worse.

Why was the jerk chicken rated so low?

Somewhere. Somewhere out there.

There's a glue-sniffing homeless pensioner missing one ankle and heel.

Originally Posted by Topper

Why was the jerk chicken rated so low?

It was cold and unfulfilling and the cabbage was rank.