Thread: Chittys Crap Culinary Cuisine

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Or purchased from a wetherspoons or fast food drive through

Yeah it's terrible when people try to pass frozen food off as their own, isn't it Wilson...

Originally Posted by armstrong

Yeah it's terrible when people try to pass frozen food off as their own, isn't it Wilson...

Yeah, that joke has passed it's use by date. But dont let that stop you or Ciz, eh?

Originally Posted by armstrong

Yeah it's terrible when people try to pass frozen food off as their own, isn't it Wilson...

I have to say, Willy has put up some right bangers when it comes to food threads. Yourself? Not so much since your diet consists of basically 100% processed shit.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Yeah, that joke has passed it's use by date. But dont let that stop you or Ciz, eh?

It won't.

Originally Posted by bsnub

I have to say, Willy has put up some right bangers when it comes to food threads. Yourself? Not so much since your diet consists of basically 100% processed shit.

You can say whatever you like but like most people here as soon as we see "bsnub" we quickly scroll past and get on with our lives.

We? Self appointed forum spokesperson, again.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

We? Self appointed forum spokesperson, again.

Yep. And we think you're a fucking mong.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Yep. And we think you're a fucking mong.

Comeback of the day!

On with the show!


71, Yankee Doodle Style Fillet Steak

2 mins on an intense heat either side then left to rest for 5 mins, served on a bed of Asparagus.

9/10

Would have been a solid ten if the asparagus was replaced with chips, beans and gravy

72, Light Gammon lunch

Fresh salad and a cheesy jacket spud that fell on the floor on its journey from the microwave to the plate.

7/10

73,Chicken and mushrooms Madras.

A lot of spice in this bad boy and my finest curry creation to date served with pillau rice, mango sauce and eaten with pompadoms.

10/10

74, Finger lickin' chicken

Battered chicken with a healthy salad.

8/10

75, The BLT wrap

Instead of bread I used a tortilla wrap.
Dare to be different.

7/10

75,Roast dinner

A solid ten everytime.

10/10

76, Beans and sausies on toast.

Straight from the tin and served with a TD side sauce .

6/10

76, Cheeseburger and chips.

Homemade double cheeseburger on a brioche bun with accompanying frozen crinkle cut chips.

9/10

77, Ploughmans lunch

Needs some work, 6/10

78, Cheese, ham and tomato sandwich.

Served on wholemeal bread and washed down with Yorkshire tea.

6/10

I would like to add that this is a challenging task I've undertaken here, I reckon I've turned the corner.

It's a marathon nit a sprint

Dont forget to rate it and slate it!

You've nailed the chips mate!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

You've nailed the chips mate!

Tbf they weren't my creation.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Tbf they weren't my creation.

Was any of that your cooking?

Some nice enough looking chicken dishes there. Stews are never going to be all that photogenic imo. When it comes to pies, it's hard no to baked beans from me, I am of the opinion that they need to be served with mushy peas and gravy. HP Sauce wins over ketchup when it comes to pies too

Originally Posted by Mandaloopy

When it comes to pies, it's hard no to baked beans from me, I am of the opinion that they need to be served with mushy peas and gravy.

Agreed, gravy over beans, with the exception of cheese pies/pasties. Gravy just doesn't go with cheese, but beans in a tomato sauce rather than ketchup does. Cheese pies usually have potato inside also, so no need for chips or mash.

79, Creme of tomato soup

6/10

80, Sausages n beans on toast

2 fat Lincolnshire sausages on a bed of baked beans floating on a round of toast.

8/10

81, The part Monty

Not quite the Full Monty

8/10

82, Speg Boll

With parmesan cheese

9/10

83, Five Bean Mexican chilli

10/10

84, Cottage/Shepherd's pie with mushrooms

10/10

Served with beetroot

On a side not batch cooking is the way forward!
Great for curries, cottage pies, chilli con carne and Speg Boll.

Keeping it real!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Creme of tomato soup

Out of a can?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Not quite the Full Monty

Where you on rations? 3 slices of mushroom, 1 slice of bacon?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

With parmesan cheese

That's not cheese. It's just a flour substitute.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

83, Five Bean Mexican chilli

Slops

Originally Posted by Joe 90

84, Cottage/Shepherd's pie with mushrooms

slops

I had Tomato Soup the other day as well. Had a random craving for it.

Currently defrosting a cottage pie which I hope to eat with the Yorkshire puddings that have been in the freezer for the last 12 years.

^ The Norwegians like to stick a couple of hard boiled eggs in tomato soup. It seemed strange when I first saw it but it works well.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ The Norwegians like to stick a couple of hard boiled eggs in tomato soup. It seemed strange when I first saw it but it works well.

I think I'll stick to crusty, white bread.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I had Tomato Soup the other day as well. Had a random craving for it.

Currently defrosting a cottage pie which I hope to eat with the Yorkshire puddings that have been in the freezer for the last 12 years.

mmmm bop sounds delicious.

‘bop’?

ffs

On with the show!

This challenge is getting more challenging by the dish!

Without further ado and any repetitions, I present...

85, Pizza

Loaded with chilli pepper and garlic.

8/10

86, Haddock, chips and mushy peas

10/10

87, Steak n chips

A monster rump incinerated with homemade chips and a crunchy salad.

10/10

88, Omelette and chipolotas

3 egg omelette with spring onion and bacon bits and a couple of chipolota sausages .
A damn fine way to start the day.

9/10

89, Lunch on the go 1

Always hits the spot.

10/10

90, Chicken Vindaloo

Always a solid 10 from me and like me keeps getting better with age

10/10

91, Pie

A chunky steak pie with a baked been drizzle, washed down with a herbal green tea.

9/10

92, Beef and in Black bean sauce

Wasn't as good as the takeaway but at least I knew what was in it and it didnt give me the 2bob bits

6/10

93, Lunch on the go 2

10/10

94, Piri Piri Chicken legs

Roasted chicken legs, home made chips and salad.

10/10

95, Beef Baguette

Sizzle steaks, crispy bacon, melted cheese and some rocket served on a fresh baguette.

10/10

96, Lasgne and salad

Mama Mia

10/10

97, Cheesburger

A dirty 5 minute cheese burger.

10/10

98, Sirloin and veggies

A Sunday dinner without the roasting

9/10

Two left to go!

I'm running out of ideas, I need to end this thread on a finale.

C'mon members suggest s couple of dishes for me to have a crack at

It's been emotional.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

It's been emotional.

Mediocre is the word you're looking for mate



Worse thread of the year

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Worse thread of the year

Its crap!
I'll be glad when its over.