Thread: Chittys Crap Culinary Cuisine

Who bought him the 'Dad' mug?

I'd have filed for adoption long ago

^ if Chitty was the chef, just how fukin bad was their mum at cooking?

At last some proper "slate it" reviews

Getting to 100 is gonna be challenging, it will require some liquid infused motivation and imagination when I hit the 50+ dishes..

Originally Posted by Joe 90

it will require some liquid infused motivation and imagination

Why start now?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

it will require some liquid infused motivation and imagination

if you actually take a picture of puke on a plate rather than stuff that looks like it i'm not sure we'll know

Originally Posted by malmomike77

if Chitty was the chef, just how fukin bad was their mum at cooking?

If she ran off with Chico or 1 2 Call, you couldn't really blame her.

Joe is to cooking as Mason Greenwood is to sweet talking

Harsh but fair

I'd like to see you bunch of shifters bang up 100 different meals.

C'mon take up the challenge!!

100 different meals in a month

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'd like to see you bunch of shifters bang up 100 different meals.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

100 different meals in a month

Chit whilst i am not going to decry your Maths capability, but have you actually worked that one out?

EDIT you don't want to chose Feb

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Harsh but fair

I'd like to see you bunch of shifters bang up 100 different meals.

C'mon take up the challenge!!

100 different meals in a month

I don’t eat 100 meals in one month. :twit:

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Chit whilst i am not going to decry your Maths capability, but have you actually worked that one out

Now you're talking my language!

Maths and logistics!

30 days = 3/4 meals a day = over 100 obtainable culinary creations.



Tbf I may be struggling for a year or even two months.

Originally Posted by joe 90

19, cheese on toast

with a smidging of mustard.

9/10

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What the fucking hell is that?!?!?!??!?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

what the fucking hell is that?!?!?!??!?

Round two for him, he put up a worse one 6 months ago and got shredded. Who knows why he went for it again. By the way that is not cheese.

Originally Posted by aging one

By the way that is not cheese.

I was thinking the same. It looks like the sliced processed shite that comes in slices. And who the fuck puts mustard on "cheese" on toast?

Imagine the riots if Chitty got a job as the new prison cook.

^ welsh rarebit but i think he left about 6 ingredients out

Welsh rarebit sauce typically includes butter, milk, beer, Worcestershire sauce, dry mustard, ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, salt, and Cheddar cheese

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ welsh rarebit but i think he left about 6 ingredients out

Welsh rarebit sauce typically includes butter, milk, beer, Worcestershire sauce, dry mustard, ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, salt, and Cheddar cheese

I like Welsh rarebit...cheese slices on cheap white bread with American mustard not so much.

Why he doesn't go to Youtube and cook up a big batch of food that he and the kids can eat for the week or freeze for later - e.g. a stew - is beyond me.

Even Chitty surely cannot get it wrong with a Youtube vid?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Even Chitty surely cannot get it wrong with a Youtube vid?

He wont have the ingredients to make much of anything.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Still loaded with gristle.

Yep. shit bottom of the barrel cut of some sort. Dog food in my books.


But hey this is the Chitty Crap culinary cuisine thread. So anything above cow shit is fair game....

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Dog food in my books.

+1

Chitty, keep up the effort! At least you're trying different dishes than seeing the same old thing from some of your naysayers. Excellent effort, despite the results.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I like Welsh rarebit.

Your mean the Cardiff virgin?

If you have flour cheese , puffs or pasties or with minimal skill a bit of patience and practice PIZAA, if I can do it anyone can

Originally Posted by Topper

Excellent effort, despite the results.

Talk about being damned by faint praise.

The whole thread is a troll, nobody is that stupid

Originally Posted by Topper

Chitty, keep up the effort! At least you're trying different dishes than seeing the same old thing from some of your naysayers. Excellent effort, despite the results.

Thank you for your kind words!

I shall endeavour to hit the magically elusive 100 meal mark no matter what the grumpy naysayers spout.

Cooking is a constant learning curve and we learn by our mistakes.

Got some real treats in the pipeline!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

The whole thread is a troll, nobody is that stupid

Well done that only took you two pages and the 2nd (discounting op) highest post count on the thread.

You're a genius.