Thread: Chittys Crap Culinary Cuisine

Originally Posted by cyrille

^^Both look very boring.

Right up your street then.

:zing:



Go to bed joe, you dumb fvk.

Sybil you boring cvnt, fvck off and look at abandoned book shops

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Sybil you boring cvnt, fvck off and look at abandoned book shops

his travel thread yesterday didn't entice me to visit CM

Thank fvk for that.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Thank fvk for that.

Aww i was hoping to catch up with your for a beer whilst you espouse the virtues of CM outside the burning season in that faded Noddy Holder accent of yours

Originally Posted by Joe 90

On the left we have mac cheese and Gammon, on the right Beef flaps on a volcano of garlic mash..

Which one would you choose?

You're losing it.

What happened to your fusion creations?

In the good (bad? ) old days, mash would have met macaroni and hell knows what you would have created with the different meats.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What happened to your fusion creations?

perchance like City he's peaked

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Booyakasha

Not sur eyou should score your own homework, I'll leave staek holders and BBQ bandits to rate , butt are you mocking turtles, need some greens or you'll end up like Alfred Hitchcocky

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Medium to well done, perfecto..

It has such potential, only to be turned into shoe leather.

Originally Posted by bsnub

has such potential,

I know that salad needed to be replaced with baked beans then it would have been a proper US of A Cowboy meal, yehaa!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

a proper US of A Cowboy meal,

Cowboys would never eat shoe leather. An actual cowboy saying...

How would you like those steaks cooked? Well, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty old ass, and chunk it right down on the plate.

Time for a update with some more mouth watering concoctions from " Hells Kitchen "!

Spaghetti Bollegnese with chilli..



9/10

Roast Duck with all the trimmings..



8/10

The "Half Monty", Gammon, bacon, black pudding and our favourite beans on toast...



7.5/10

Chicken and ginger stir fry..



9.9/10

Chilli con Carne..




10/10


A fine array of international cuisine if I do say do myself.

^ your chili to rice ratio is way wrong, less rice, more chili.

Originally Posted by Topper

^ your chili to rice ratio is way wrong, less rice, more chili.

In my defence I was pretty hungry that day and didn't have any Tortilla wraps.

But yeah generally I will just eat the chilli on its own.

Originally Posted by Topper

^ your chili to rice ratio is way wrong, less rice, more chili.

He's also re-defined the words 'roughly chopped', and the Pattaya Plies style presentation doesn't help either.

I'd probably only eat the ginger stifry out of all of those.. swy.
Good effort though! I see that duck pic is in there, so you did make it. lol

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Spaghetti Bollegnese with chilli..

There's neither spaghetti nor 'Bollegnese' in that picture.

I could eat all of those Chitty. I thought the rigatoni bolognaise is a better combination than spaghetti, but it needs a good smattering of parmesan.

Originally Posted by Joe

The "Half Monty", Gammon, bacon, black pudding and our favourite beans on toast...



7.5/10
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Overdone black pudding and under done toast

Originally Posted by Edmond

There's neither spaghetti nor 'Bollegnese' in that picture.

Nope.

Originally Posted by Troy

I could eat all of those Chitty.

Oh my.

Originally Posted by cyrille

the Pattaya Plies style presentation doesn't help either.

A couple of weeks ago I made up a big pot of pork chili. Made up my own spice mix by grinding cumin, paprika, chili powder, spiced salt and onion powder.

Originally Posted by aging one

A couple of weeks ago I made up a big pot of pork chili. Made up my own spice mix by grinding cumin, paprika, chili powder, spiced salt and onion powder.

Did you really post this in chittys thread? This fantastic proper use of real beans is vastly superior in taste to the crap blue can that the brits worship.