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    The quest for the ultimate kebab!

    Tomorrow I shall undertake a mission for the ultimate kebab, I am looking forward to this!

    Maybe a lamb/Sharma mix or a donner/chicken tikka mix with all the salad and sauces with a few cans to wash it down with.
    Roll on tomorrow afternoon.

    All input and preferences will be taken on board for the finale picture thread and review!
    Shalom

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    Point of order. Who starts looking for a kebab before they are dunk? And once pissed who would consult TD for advice on which kebab to get?

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    Well, he’s drunk now and he’ll be drunk again in about 8 hours. One session kinda bleeds into the next, wouldn’t you say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Well, he’s drunk now and he’ll be drunk again in about 8 hours. One session kinda bleeds into the next, wouldn’t you say?
    Touché

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Who starts looking for a kebab before they are dunk?
    Drunk kebabs fill a hole. I've found a kebab place for the daytime. I found their lamb ones to be be better than average, and then I tried their chicken ones. Now, I literally drive a few miles out of the way to buy groceries, because it is next door to the aforementioned kebab shop.
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    Maybe Canada should join Nato.

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    young lebanese guy has opened a place on my soi. does execllent kebabery. middle of nowhere but happy to have him ion the muslim food desert of krungthep Kreetha.

    the greek place nearby also did very good gyros but their pricing now is a bit ambitious.

    miss the little burmese guy from the top of soi 5, always good for a shwarma.

    ultimate kebab? were very good in Warsaw of all places, most in Uk have been dogshit, maybe just trying them at the wrong time
    we won it at wemberlee
    we on it in gay paree...

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    Lamb n Chicken mix from the grill ...

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    This load of Donner and Sharma ready for tonights piss pots...

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    £6 and a struggle to finish my kebab!

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    gtf, you need a decent salad and its got to have toms and loads of onion, yoghurt & mint to go with the chili sauce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    gtf, you need a decent salad and its got to have toms and loads of onion, yoghurt & mint to go with the chili sauce.
    Are you blind?

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    i'm not seeing toms and they put some shitty red onion c-

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    No ultimate kebab ever was discovered at 4pm, especially with a can of fukkin vimto

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    he got turned over on the meat too

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    What exactly is in those lamb doner kebabs? Doesn't taste anything like lamb and would be like chewing cardboard without the chili and mint sauce.

    Nah, if I have a kebab it has to be the compressed processed chicken ... and don't hold the mayo

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    Theres a new potential best kebab trip planned soon...


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    ^^ Yeah because chicken is notorious for not giving you food poisoning when its badly stored, heated, re-heated, badly stored... The Doner if bomb proof mystery meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    fukkin vimto
    It's a Manc thing.


    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    he got turned over on the meat too
    I reckon about 200g of lamb steak and 200g of chicken breast for £6, I thought it was reasonable.


    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    What exactly is in those lamb doner kebabs? Doesn't taste anything like lamb and would be like chewing cardboard without the chili and mint sauce.
    Who gives a fvck after 10 pints, that's why I gave it a swerve this afternoon as I was remarkably sober.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Yeah because chicken is notorious for not giving you food poisoning when its badly stored,
    Especially when its cooked by that cvnt Jamie Oliver

    How's the guts Dill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    this afternoon as I was remarkably sober.
    how sober? 3 pints, 6 pints?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    how sober? 3 pints, 6 pints?
    One can of Vimto

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    One can of Vimto

    Aaah, in that case I suggest...

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    this afternoon as, remarkably, I was sober.

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