Love me a goat bbq. What's the occasion? How many will that feed?
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Love me a goat bbq. What's the occasion? How many will that feed?
A 40th birthday party.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Roughly 50 people.
Fandabidozi.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
I had to google that. Goats are indeed fandabidozi on the bbq
It’s a real word? I assumed Hal was having a David44 moment.
Burgers for dinner tonight.
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only when he's doing BBQ pissed and naked, I've told told him to turn his tinfoil hat into a todgertoolguard when doing Bare GRILLS:smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
I’m not sure wrapping your todger in a heat conducting substance would be wise.
Any day on the Q is a good day.
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Overcooked the asparagus unfortunately, everything else was good. The orange is a pumpkin purer which the billy lids love, but otherwise won’t eat the stuff. The mutt was happy to get the bones.
My BBQ invitation to a lovely Vietnamese lady was skittled this evening when she turned up with a bag of food
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And proceeded to start rustling up some Vietnamese spring rolls
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Vietnamese spring rolls are a feast of which I have not partaken in 15 years
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I got on firepit duties as she got busy at the stove, and I set out some chairs...
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...as this was very much an above board BBQ with not 1 but 3 of her sons chaperoning affairs
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Her English was quite limited so her sons actually did some useful translating, while I wolfed down the rice noodles for my carbohydrate fix and acquitted myself respectably with the chopsticks
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I visited this Chinese lady doctor, from Guangdong province, a while back for dinner at her gaff, but her 10 year old son did not take to me (whispering 'I dont like him' to his mum, loud enough for me to hear), so it did not progress as far as I had hoped. Then she messaged me recently asking if she could come for a BBQ since her son was staying with his dad, so I thought it would be rude to refuse and she rocked up tonight.
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It is always a good omen when lady sits beside you on the sofa rather than at the lady-like far end.
She said she was not hungry when I floated the idea of cooking up and I got the impression that she had not really come for a BBQ, but I was hungry so we got snagged up
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She edged closer on the pretence of taking in the scent of the perfectly burnished frankenfarter
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Then she pounced like a female Redback ravenous to consume her mate
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I fought valiantly but she got her fangs into me as the flames devoured the log and it was all over
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who laid the log
^I was pushing the design envelope a bit on my Chinese BBQ with that log
Wasn’t sure if I should post his in the daily cheer thread or here. A present was waiting for me when I got home this afternoon. A new (second hand) Kamado Joe BBQ with accessories and cover.
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Created for elevating the charcoal grilling experience, this grill provides all the features of the Classic Joe I grill, plus more to bring your grill game to the next level. For those who crave the next level of innovation with features such as our Kontrol Tower® Top Vent for precise temperature control and Air Lift™ hinge to easily lift the grill dome, this grill is ideal to master any dish with convenience and ease
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Nice!Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
Top-notch BBQ there.Quote:
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And such a charming spot.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
A grand for something that looks like it was made in russia in the 60's as part of the space programme
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Originally Posted by cyrille
It’s the carport. But if you like I could wheel it around to the back nine and get an insta-worthy photo of the pool in the background.
^You are just upgrading it so you don't have the same cheapo Chinese pit as an amateur like me, I reckon
No rest for the cheapo Chinese BBQ pit this week. Vietnamese lady came back for a 2nd BBQ in 4 days but thankfully minus her 3 sons this time.
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She is visiting for 2 months and barely speaks a word of English so I picked her up from her sons' gaff and as we get to my place she says her eldest is coming to pick her up in 2 hours after he finishes work. My snag was wilting before it even got fired up at this unwelcome revelation.
However she made her libidinous intentions clear on the balcony by heading straight for the main course before I had even got the snags defrosted, language barrier be damned. I ended up getting 2 shots off in 25 minutes such was the heat of the surprise BBQ battle balcony attack.
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This left us with an hour and a half before her son arrived so I got busy with my Aussie cultural snag festival
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They were done to a tee but she only ate 1 so I ended up eating a gluttonous 4 (I normally budget 2 for the lady and 3 for me)
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It was later revealed in the ebbing tides of passion via Google Translate that it had been 5 years since her last snag which maybe explains the urgency with which proceedings commenced in the short time-window.
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3 notches in less than a week is a lifetime first for me so I may take things easy for a while.
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Originally Posted by Looper
google translate or is she a fast learner?Quote:
Originally Posted by Looper
^she talks Vietnamese into her phone and it translates for her
She has not mastered the bit of the phone app that allows me to answer in English and it translates back to Vietnamese for her, so our conversation is a one way street and as wobbly as a new born fawn
can't you get your phone talking to her?
Picked up 1kg of Norwegian Salmon.
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time to Christian the grill
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only just fits.
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Vital to keep hydrating as the sun sets.
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cold smoking this bad boy at around 200f
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had to keep checking, but as they say if you’re looking you ain’t cooking.
also Added a Cajun & honey sauce to the fish.
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served with boiled potatoes and bbq’d corgettes.
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Nice Q ya picked up there DW.