The BBQing, Grillin, Smoking Mega Thread

[BLD]

[DrWilly]

Start by lighting the coals. These nifty chimneys do the trick. This one has seen some use but still going strong. About 10 minutes or until flame comes out of the top.

I used some disposable metal trays this time.

almost doesn’t fit on the Q. Been cooking these at about 200f since 10:30am, for a 6:00pm dinner

[DrWilly]

Now to monitor the temp, have a quick dip and hydrate.

[hallelujah]

Been cooking these at about 200f since 10:30am, for a 6:00pm dinner

If I was your neighbour, I'd be making sure my music was played loud, long and late.

[bsnub]

If I was your neighbour, I'd be making sure my music was played loud, long and late.

You would. A buddy of mine up the street has a smoker. I was talking to him about it awhile back, and he mentioned that someone called the fire department on him a couple of times. Pretty dirty thing to do.

[david44]

Thats how a low and slow smoker works

Unfamiliar with Balcony BBQ etiquette, do you toss off the extra juices before serving?

With a steak the juices can be mopped up by the potatoes but do you find you roll goes soggy? I realize a rather sensitive issue you may pm in confidence.

I "ll leave the pro teachers to comment on the spelling of
"Thats"
and any Grammar Merkin? As ewe no I es chew wonky spell ink but it disney get me knickers in a twist but causes pedants constant discombobulASIAN! When I started in business I was allowed 2 lasses from the typing pool, rather like your pool boys but in mini skirts and without knobbly bits at the wrong end!

[Joe 90]

That's why he's down by the pool getting some fresh air

[BLD]

Now to monitor the temp, have a quick dip and hydrate.

Fooking hell willy. Living the dream. Lucky barsteward

[DrWilly]

After 6 or 7 hours I took them out, they were so soft 2 bones just clear dropped out. Then the trick is to pack them into an esky (chilly bin it cool box) for about an hour two.


Final result...

[DrWilly]

Finish with a single malt...

[Edmond]

If I was your neighbour, I'd be making sure my music was played loud, long and late.

I'd be doing a Spiderman across the adjoining balcony wall to nick 'em. *drool*

[david44]

Finish with a single

A nice drop and handy if single. Is DIY allowed on your balcony or does the pool boy give you a ....hand?

[Reg Dingle]

If I was your neighbour, I'd be making sure my music was played loud, long and late.

I'd be ringing the Shariah police saying he's entertaining ladymen and I could smell bacon

[david44]

I'd be ringing the Shariah police saying he's entertaining ladymen and I could smell bacon

A red berded Wahid is on it's way to your place to give you a PSV standard thorough truncheon voucher. The very suggestion Dr Willy might haram scarum is effable.

[bsnub]

A fine effort, Willy! Green owed.

[Stumpy]

Ya bastad Willy. I haven't Qd in a few days. I am hungry after those pics. Think I will Q a pork tenderloin tonight.

[Buckaroo Banzai]

Now to monitor the temp, have a quick dip and hydrate.

I like that meat thermometer kit you got, is it Bluetooth ? Where did you get it. And where can I find one of these charcoal lighting gismos , seems easier than my rubber band starting a fire system.

[Stumpy]

Hey BB, I was gonna ask, I saw you Q with Thai coals. Does your wife make you cut off all the dark crunchy burnt areas because it might give you cancer?

I mean those are the best parts and I have watched them with scissors snip it all off. Crying shame that is.

[DrWilly]

I like that meat thermometer kit you got, is it Bluetooth ? Where did you get it. And where can I find one of these charcoal lighting gismos , seems easier than my rubber band starting a fire system.

I picked it up from Lazada for not very much. Maybe 30Rm. I think it uses radio frequency because the range is up to 200 metres. I was on the far side of the pool (100 metres) plus 25+ floors up and it still could read it.

The chimney thing was a game changer, makes it so easy to light the coals. Even if you use the rubber bands it allows the heat to stay in close and guides more O2 in to burn better. I think I got mine at Mr. DIY.

[DrWilly]

If I was your neighbour, I'd be making sure my music was played loud, long and late.

It actually produces very little smoke, and what smoke it does stays inside to add flavour to the food. Drip pans catch the fat so there’s no flare ups. You cannot even tell the Q is on apart from the delicious smell of roast meat wafting through the entire floor.

[Buckaroo Banzai]

Hey BB, I was gonna ask, I saw you Q with Thai coals. Does your wife make you cut off all the dark crunchy burnt areas because it might give you cancer?

I mean those are the best parts and I have watched them with scissors snip it all off. Crying shame that is.

My wife don't worry much about my health
I opted for a reduced pension. but the wife get's to keep 3/4 of it after I die. Do you think that might have been a mistake?

[Reg Dingle]

The BBQ was invented by women for beta cuck males.Fact!

[malmomike77]

Do you think that might have been a mistake?

No, i'm sure she's taken out a couple of policies to make up the difference

[Looper]

Miss Mindanao got an IPhone 13 for her birthday. If you want a decent birthday present buy it yourself. Words of wisdom.

Snagalicious way to warm up at the end of a soggy La Nina rainy day

This one is perhaps a tad overdone - just call it extra-crispy

[Reg Dingle]

^ Don't let them go to waste....