Thread: The perfect burger

Originally Posted by aging one

First time you have said anything out this.

Originally Posted by aging one

Who is obviously male? First time you have said anything out this.

Faarrrkkkk ... David quickly slinks off to check in case he's fucked up.

Phew ... all OK ... it's a straight bar!

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Originally Posted by aging one

Who is obviously male? First time you have said anything out this.

Reminds me of a ladyboy I once, err....it was very dark that night in the club and I'd had a lot to drink.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Phew ... all OK ... it's a straight bar!

I will take foot size or your frantic googling David. 12E at least.

You are a right nutter.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Thing is, as Reg noted there are a thousand examples all over the 'net.

Yet you two have your eyes closed, and your fingers in your ears. ao triumphantly pronounced he wouldn' t watch the video and you had a strop because your precious thread title got changed.

Every American who posts here has said its a burger not a sandwich. Yet you're like an old lady and have to get the last word in. Well you did, so be happy.

Originally Posted by aging one

Yet you're like an old lady have to get the last word in.

He also has never been to America before, and none of the clowns that chimed in to support him have either. That is pretty telling in and of itself.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ The best bit about the MacDonalds trip for me was these ice cream cones. They dip them in this chocolate sauce that goes hard around the ice cream, like a crispy crust.

I wish I'd got a photo now.

Mendy, you can buy bottles of that stuff to use at home. Cannot remember the name off hand.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ The best bit about the MacDonalds trip for me was these ice cream cones. They dip them in this chocolate sauce that goes hard around the ice cream, like a crispy crust.

I wish I'd got a photo now.

... ?

Love 'em

Originally Posted by cyrille

snubby, I've been to the US.

Where? I would like to hear that story..

Originally Posted by cyrille

hal has too

He is a wanker and a protagonist. So I would expect him to pour fuel on the fire, as he likes to take the piss.

Originally Posted by cyrille

I'd be surprised if Reg hasn't.

Reg is a bogan/trailer trash/chav he has never been anywhere aside from the UK and LOS.

btw, does anyone deny that pizzas are referred to as pies, or that your version of football mostly involves the throwing and catching of a ball?

Just any other things in general that are obviously so, that you wish for some reason to deny?

Good lord, one minute to get a response. Mashing the TD refresh button much?

Originally Posted by bsnub

Where? I would like to hear that story..

It involves my wife and I getting on a plane from Abu Dhabi to New York via Amsterdam.

Amazing, eh?

It's weird how you just blurted out that none of us had been to the US.

Maybe partly because you haven't been overseas this century?

You've been at this for the last few hours. I took a break for two hours or more to cook lunch.

Do stop being silly.

Originally Posted by cyrille

btw, does anyone deny that pizzas are referred to as pies

In some areas, yes. America is a big place so different strokes you seem to have a hard time understanding that. 300,000,000+ people Cy spread across a massive landmass. It should be several countries TBH.

Originally Posted by cyrille

or that your version of football mostly involves the throwing and catching of a ball?

Good god, you are once again clueless. Then again, I would not for one minute think that someone like yourself who enjoys a sport where players regularly take a dive when they are merely blown on feigning injury.

Originally Posted by cyrille

It involves my wife and I getting on a plane from Abu Dhabi to New York via Amsterdam.

So you had a stop over in NY and now you are an expert on America.

Originally Posted by cyrille

You've been at this for the last few hours. I took a break for two hours or more to cook lunch.

BS! Anyway I am going to bed so have a nice day.

I love this place.

There is absolutely nothing we can not argue about.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

There is absolutely nothing we can not argue about.

Somebody better buy this place, or we are all fooked. Personally, I would not like to direct my forum time to reddit for some other place.

Originally Posted by bsnub

He is a wanker and a protagonist. So I would expect him to pour fuel on the fire, as he likes to take the piss.

I'm not sure where to start being offended with this post!

Originally Posted by bsnub

Somebody better buy this place, or we are all fooked. Personally, I would not like to direct my forum time to reddit for some other place.

Do they already have a men in tights thread for your American rugby?

Originally Posted by bsnub

America is a big place so different strokes you seem to have a hard time understanding that. 300,000,000+ people Cy spread across a massive landmass. It should be several countries TBH.

Thanks for the geography input there. What's the flag, anyway?

The relevance of your comments is unclear though, in the context of a discussion in which I'm saying burgers are sometimes referred to as sandwiches and you are insisting they are not... anywhere... in the entire United States of America.. by any US citizen... at all.

You've projected about me not visiting the US, now you're projecting about me 'having a hard time understanding' that habits differ across a vast country.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Do they already have a men in tights thread for your American rugby?

Everytime your badass rugger players come to try American football they get there asses handed to them and quickly go back to playing the "tougher" sport.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm not sure where to start being offended with this post!

You start at the very beginning ... it's a very good place to start.

^ There's a song in that!

Originally Posted by bsnub

Everytime your badass rugger players come to try American football they get there asses handed to them and quickly go back to playing the "tougher" sport.