Thread: The perfect burger

^ But Carling ffs

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Bought some frozen ostrich

really named their country ostrich?
ÖSTERREICH!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ But Carling ffs

I know, fvcking southern lightweight

Not really a burger but what to do at 10.55am and you've finished work

You'll fit that cab nicely in a few months, you'll also have a sun tanned right arm but watch out for melanomas.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

You'll fit that cab nicely in a few months, you'll also have a sun tanned right arm but watch out for melanomas.

There is sun in the UK?

How are you posting these fullsize pics Reg? I can't get my head around it.

Originally Posted by Ravers98

There is sun in the UK?

we're an optimistic lot, actually its been the sunniest January on record - climate change ain't all about islands sinking and LGBTQQIYTHIOK animal rights activists.

Today, the wife made a burger for me...the straight thing sticking out is a piece of onion, oddly enough....

Originally Posted by malmomike77

but watch out for melanomas.

You spelt frostbite wrong..

harsh but true


^^ no sauce on that mate?

Originally Posted by bsnub

Cue the inbound day drunk shit posts.

Had a little siesta. Now for a couple of jugs

Did you follow that sloppy quiche recipe today? You should really hand your man card in and be thread banned from here... Make it happen Eddy

The Texan

Originally Posted by Headworx

You spelt frostbite wrong..

Hahahahaha

Originally Posted by Topper

Today, the wife made a burger for me...the straight thing sticking out is a piece of onion, oddly enough....

Was she angry at you?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Did you follow that sloppy quiche recipe today?

No, I got lazy. Pastry is too much work.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

The Texan

Oh my. Words escape me.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Was she angry at you?

the veg is in overdrive.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^^ no sauce on that mate?

A nice dollop of A1 on the bottom.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Was she angry at you?

Nope, we just need to work on our plating skills is all, obviously.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Not really a burger but what to do at 10.55am and you've finished work

Apparently McDonald's are serving a new Big Mac chicken burger, shall be given it a try soon.

This is for the Carling....

Bag it, bin it

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Apparently they had sold 1500 today.

Load of crap.

i am just left with the word why? if i had my way i'd fooking ban all that mercan crap and fuk all the unemployed twats who work there - get a real job and some decent food.

Ot really is shite, no wonder Americans are obese.

I'll not go back again.

McDonald's is America's biggest culinary export to the world!

They're taking over the world by making everyone obese and diabetic .

Originally Posted by Joe 90

They're taking over the world by making everyone obese and diabetic .

Nobody is forcing you to eat it. It seems you and your kids do indeed enjoy McDonalds. I myself go perhaps twice a year when travelling and there is one to stop fast eat and get back on the road.

Originally Posted by aging one

Nobody is forcing you to eat it. It seems you and your kids do indeed enjoy McDonalds. I myself go perhaps twice a year when travelling and there is one to stop fast eat and get back on the road.

I know you're a healthy reformed character nowadays.

However, Bsnubs input would be valued in this matter

Originally Posted by Joe 90

However, Bsnubs input would be valued in this matter

Joe in all honesty we are back to the selection of food in the Pacific Northwest and California. We have no need to go to these chains. There are plenty of old fashioned burger joints, deli's, and diners. All cooking fresh local food. Yes you do pay a bit more but its very tasty and of course very healthy.

Bills Burgers Barbecued bacon cheese burger.



Deli roast beef sandwich.



Crab and lobster roll from a shack on the wharf.

You b'stard!!!
Jeez I'm hungry now!!!