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    Exclamation Corned Beef recipe suggestions please!

    I've got a tin of corned beef in the cupboard that keeps looking at me every time I swing the door open
    But for the life of me, I haven't the foggiest about what to do with it!
    No I'm not giving it to the dog as it cost £1.50!

    The expiry date is looming so suggestions on recipes are most welcome.
    Naturally I will post up the winning recipe pictures in this thread.

    Cheers
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    Buy enough cans, liberate the potassium nitrite from the slop and you have yourself excellent bomb making material...i'm told.

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    ^^ corned beef hash is the obvious one, goes well in sarnies with tomatoes or sautéed with baked beans is a west cost favourite. That is my corned beef knowledge exhausted.

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    Corned beef hash for sure.

    Or try corned beef risotto

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    A corned beef hash pie?

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    Has to be onions and carrots with a load of black pepper, nothing else, although you are norvern so i suppose cubes of tatties will be ok too.

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    Corned beef and tomato ketchup sandwiches for your next cycling trip?

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    ^ the tomato is essential, fresh for me, the acid cuts through the fat. I fancy adding a can to my list tomorrow you bastards.

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    mash the corned beef up,put it in a tray, top it with beans and then a cheese mash and boy you won't one to share.

    I like it the onion way as well, but baked beans on top is nice.
    Last edited by Chico; 06-11-2021 at 03:22 AM.

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    I tempted to go and eat it straight out of the tin now

    Cheesy mashed potatoes sounds good though

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    Morrisons has Brisket on offer for £6 / Kg atm. There's your corned beef cut. I am tempted to get a 2kg and slow roast tomorrow.

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    Hmm you've got me thinking about buying some silverside, that would be very nice.

    real corned beef

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    ^^ corned beef from the tin melts when you heat it Chit, when you cook it with beans or veg as a pie base (under mash) it forms its own gravy.

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    Time waits for no man, onit like a car bonnet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Corned beef and tomato ketchup sandwiches for your next cycling trip?
    They might have gone off by the time I next go cycling.

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    You should post the pictures up as you go along, be good to see what you create.

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    Mix the corned beef with two sliced apples and add a tin of ambrosia rice pudding. You can add some strawberry jam to enhance the flavour if you wish.

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    ^^Snub is going to have a wet dream over that ensemble., followed by a Twat repo, coz he's predictable like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    You should post the pictures up as you go along, be good to see what you create.
    Too late, I'm scoffing it already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy View Post
    Mix the corned beef with two sliced apples and add a tin of ambrosia rice pudding. You can add some strawberry jam to enhance the flavour if you wish.
    I've got some left, might try that for dessert

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    the finished product looks better than the prep.

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    That there needs malt vinegar on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    mash the corned beef up,put it in a tray, top it with beans and then a cheese mash and boy you won't one to share.

    I like it the onion way as well, but baked beans on top is nice.

    Fair dues for finally putting a recipe up.

    But sweet mother of jaysus that sounds disgusting.

    Is your chef experienced limited to greasy spoons and truck stops?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    the finished product looks better than the prep.

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    That there needs malt vinegar on it
    No potatoes? Is that the best you could do? But what happened to all that stuff you had in the preparation pic? Is it too late to get back with your wife?

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    ^That’s the potatoes and the carrots mashed up with the corned beef.

    Bless his little white socks, he could use a new wife. One that would put some greens on his plate!

    (Joe. Frozen steam bags of veggies from ALDI.)

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