Thread: The Best Breakfast in the World Step by Step.: the Full English

Originally Posted by Steady

What happened to this superb Manc thread anyway?
It was meant to be homage to the best breakfast in the world-The full English.

Its ended up with 2 pages on how the French sautee an egg and now scones.

Where does it end? Crepes?

Sorry mate. I can't guarantee quality control.

At least tomcat hasn't posted gratuitous pictures of him with a multitude of low rent sausages and pork for hire though...

...Oh.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Hal was on an epic bender when he started this thread during which he went on a rampage in the sports room. Most of his posts were deleted there but this thread survived.

Ahh, those were the days. It is certainly one of TD's great threads, the humble brekky thread, but Chitty and I did then admittedly go on the warpath about fat men in tights having the audacity to call themselves footballers on the American "football" thread, and then some fanny grassed us up to the mods.

We know not who that could have been, Snubs.

Any idea?

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Most UK food is the same. Food drowned in gravy and mostly disgusting or beans with breakfast which is a crime.

'all of the UK' ...

Originally Posted by cyrille

'all of the UK' ...

Very well then.

Originally Posted by baldrick

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It's true. But my god that was delicious on a dark and cold November evening.

Mince n tatties. A timeless classic.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Food drowned in gravy and mostly disgusting or beans with breakfast which is a crime.

Indeed. We call it pig slop.

Originally Posted by ootai

I never cease to be amazed at some people's tastes.
If that's the best in the world then you live in a very small world.

Does look a tad overcooked. I certainly have seen better. A bit harsh on our septic friends. Nothing wrong with eggs benedict.

Getting a bit experimental with the first fry up of 2021 with some exotic Watties beans

Tasty. Spicier sauce than Heinz. A nano-tad too sweet but still I could go as high as 7.5/10

Originally Posted by nidhogg

The one thing that constantly amuses me here, is that Thais are (refreshingly?) honest about bodily functions, and quite often feel the need to broadcast them to all and sundry. My missus constantly updates me on "kee too much" or "not kee". My junior staff will regularly inform me they are off work because they have "bad diarrhea", and trying to track down my secretary usually results in her sending me an emoji of a bear sitting on the toilet.

So true

Check out this Hal next time you're back! £30 and if you finish, it's free.

The Super Six Belly Buster: I tried the eating challenge with the biggest full English breakfast you can buy in Greater Manchester - Manchester Evening News

Hangover buster

^ no butter on your toast, and no toes in view.

I'd give that effort 2 out of 10

Oh, and weird hairless legs... 1 out of 10

-2 for allowing his puppy to witness his cock hanging free underneath his breakfast plate.

Aside from Chittys abominations, that has to be some of the worst food ever posted on TD. Good going, you soap dodgers! You are at the front of the leaderboard for the worst food ever posted on TD.

^ That's a sweeping statement there Snubs.

You say that without seeing my cheese, tomato and mushroom omelette for breakfast this morning.



Nothing wrong with that!

Originally Posted by Mendip

You say that without seeing my cheese, tomato and mushroom omelette for breakfast this morning.

The omelette is burned.

Only on the outside!