Thread: The Best Breakfast in the World Step by Step.: the Full English

Where's the sausage???

^^^^^^Quite an artistic nouvelle-cuisine-esque effort Joe

The only thing my evening fry-up earlier shared in common was the egg

I think 3 eggs is fair. I mean they are the healthiest part of a fry, with the beans coming a close second

The absence of bacon is a bit criminal if you're going to call it a fry-up, Looper.

Shrooms are also pivotal IMO.

What you mopping up with?

I hope you at least licked the plate clean.

It does look more light lunch than breakfast without the bacon, maters, shrooms , black pudding, fried bread and HP sauce

American Heinz beans do not go with breakfast you sad heathens.

Originally Posted by bsnub

American Heinz beans do not go with breakfast you sad heathens.

Have you ever had English Heinz Beanz snubby? They are completely different to the American ones and I can assure you an English breakfast just isn't the same without them.

It really is a debate that has fascinated TD gourmands for generations.

To beanz or not to beanz.

Originally Posted by Looper

^^^^^^Quite an artistic nouvelle-cuisine-esque effort Joe

The only thing my evening fry-up earlier shared in common was the egg

I think 3 eggs is fair. I mean they are the healthiest part of a fry, with the beans coming a close second

You try, Loops, I'll give you that.

Originally Posted by Troy

Have you ever had English Heinz Beanz snubby

He had a couple of years in Germany peeling potatoes for the US army and has since been ensconced in a basement in Seattle arguing on the Internet.

What do you think?

Originally Posted by Troy

Have you ever had English Heinz Beanz snubby? They are completely different to the American ones and I can assure you an English breakfast just isn't the same without them.

And, to add, I mentioned on another thread that American beans are twice the sugar content and twice the salt content compared to the beans in the UK that lavishly adorn our breakfast plates.

He was probably pissed though.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

He was probably pissed though.

A state I am trying to achieve but am failing miserably because all I have is JD left in the cupboard. Oh! There's some champagne! Surely the wife won't miss it...

Originally Posted by Troy

A state I am trying to achieve but am failing miserably because all I have is JD left in the cupboard. Oh! There's some champagne! Surely the wife won't miss it...

I'm not Chittyd yet either.



On the plus side, I've not had to chew through one of JP's steaks yet.

Loops!!!

Beans touching the eggs are not allowed on serving!

Schoolboy error and very controversial!

The sausages should be used as a dam .

The placing of breakfast items on the plate is crucial for the perfect full monty.

^ Indeed, which is why mushrooms and tomatoes are also crucial!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Are you in some sort of detention facility after throwing a paving slab through an immigrant's window?

^ It was worse than that, he threw one of his steaks through the window.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ It was worse than that, he threw one of his steaks through the window.

Your finest contribution yet, Joe

I need to go do some shopping. Although I did manage to rustle up this cowboy breakfast wet dream of Snubby's

^ Only one chip?

Yeah I'm being careful

I spent a good five minutes looking for the crisps in that abortion of a meal…

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

What you mopping up with?

The 3 eggs are reposing on a bed of 2 large finest frozen merkin hash browns. Hash browns are simply more yummy than toast as a mop up substrate. We have already conceded merkin ground with the beans so I don't really see a point of cullinary principle to be upheld.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Beans touching the eggs are not allowed on serving!

OK, never heard of that one before. The beans pair with the sausages and the eggs pair with the HBs. But towards the end of the feast they have all agglomerated into a bit of fusion mash-up car-crash which is part of the experience for me.


^^^^^That is a champions effort for presentation Joe, but one egg is not enough for me for a fry-up feast

BEST. Bacon, egg, sausage and tomato, all served on a toasted bread cake the size of a side plate. Proper filling breakfast.
Add beans if you like. It will annoy the Snubby team of one beans hater, if nothing else.

Nom nom nom

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Nom nom nom

Perfect that.