The Best Breakfast in the World Step by Step.: the Full English

**Molle** · 13-10-2024, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by bsnub

You can not easily find that slop here in America, thank the gods.

You can if you leave your basement. Here are two examples, guess the city snumbo.

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**hallelujah** · 13-10-2024, 08:39 PM

A Welsh offering:

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Sausages were nice. In fact, I'd choose an extra sausage instead of bacon if I had the choice. Controversial, eh?

**hallelujah** · 13-10-2024, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by bsnub

. Wrinkled overcooked sausages,

You literally class burnt food as one of your national dishes.

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**Reg Dingle** · 03-11-2024, 04:27 PM

Swapped out the Walls for a Bratwurst.

Wunderbar and right up there with Saturday's breakfast

**Mendip** · 03-11-2024, 04:38 PM

^ I'm not so keen on those Angel Slices, to be honest. I prefer his Apple Pies!

**Reg Dingle** · 03-11-2024, 04:46 PM

I prefer a French Fancy or Bakewell myself, but they never seem to last til the weekend.

I noticed a Lidl apple strudel in the freezer earlier. I'll review it for yer sometime this afternoon

**bsnub** · 03-11-2024, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Swapped out the Walls for a Bratwurst.

What you did to that brat is a fucking war crime.

I am back from the pub and well into the piss. Daylight savings here and all. I had two wonderful brats with German mustard and sauerkraut. To pissed up for pics.

**Reg Dingle** · 03-11-2024, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by bsnub

What you did to that brat is a fucking war crime.

I don't think you really understand the difference between Bratwurst, bockwurst or your stepfathers dick when you are in your cups, buddy

That's a Bratwurst. It started off a white not brown colour and is meant to be fried, not boiled and used as a frankfurter in a fokkin hot dog bun

**cyrille** · 03-11-2024, 07:27 PM

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Not bad.

Thai bacon wasn’t great of course.

**Reg Dingle** · 03-11-2024, 07:44 PM

^ Very nice.
Liking the look of the 3 palate cleaners too

**hallelujah** · 03-11-2024, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ Very nice.
Liking the look of the 3 palate cleaners too

I hate those pointless grilled tomatoes.

Tinned all the way if you're going down that route.

You not a black country black pudding man, Cy?

**Switch** · 03-11-2024, 08:21 PM

The best is probly to be found in a real ‘greasy spoon’ with no overhead and a scruffy kitchen.

Try a lay by caravan. Owners Daily Sport complimentary!

**cyrille** · 03-11-2024, 08:28 PM

BP when available, for sure.

I don't like stuff out of tins.

**david44** · 03-11-2024, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Switch

Try a lay by caravan

does that ensure a second date

**Switch** · 03-11-2024, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by david44

does that ensure a second date

Only if the server is wearing a headscarf, and has a fag hanging out the corner of her gob.

**david44** · 03-11-2024, 09:20 PM

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bbbbut does Candy floss?

**Joe 90** · 03-11-2024, 09:54 PM

You do like your tomatoes hey Ciz!

Not bad.

Point deducted for brown bread.
Point deducted for no butter.
Point deducted for tinned mushrooms.
Point deducted for sorry sorry excuse for a rasher of bacon.
Point deducted for coffee not tea.
Point deducted for no black pudding.
Point deducted for no baked beans.
Point deducted for no HP sauce.
Point added for sympathy and for actually uploading a pic after 20 years.

A solid
3/10

Harsh but fare

**DrWilly** · 04-11-2024, 09:11 AM

How much was the fare?

**cyrille** · 04-11-2024, 09:42 AM

^^Mushrooms were not tinned.

Nothing was tinned. Your reading struggles are evident again.

I don't add pointless calories by adding processed, over-sweet crap like HP sauce.

Given your predilection for eating utter

I'm quite disappointed not to be in minus territory.

**cyrille** · 04-11-2024, 09:50 AM

Speaking of tomatoes...

Originally Posted by Molle

This looks the last supper of one of the fookin' pharaohs.

**Joe 90** · 04-11-2024, 09:50 AM

^

**david44** · 04-11-2024, 10:22 AM

Give me fresh kippers every time pair nicely with a bit of salted butter and sourdough or oddly tasty with croissant, fresh squeezed Grapefruit/Pomelo ,OJ or if you can take it lemon juice the Citron presse beloved of French cafes.

On beano days and birthdays a nice chilled Tawny Port or Tio Pepe to wash it down, I first had fish with sherry in Spain and it works if dry and chilled but not the sweet cheap stuff "British Sherry/QC " your gran used to sup.

**Joe 90** · 07-11-2024, 06:31 AM

Rustled this little lot up this morning, I sure do love me 4 upside down tomato's...

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You wouldn't believe the white knuckle ride I had after lunch time!!

Good God it was akin to a volcano exploding or an atomic bomb going off.

3 flushes! 3 flushes and a lost lower intestine.

Probably my greatest shite ever...I very nearly didn't make it!

Ciz I put the blame squarely at yur dooor for topsyturvey tomatoessss, foookinggg slaaggg!!

**cyrille** · 07-11-2024, 09:06 AM

^So, pizzed again then.

There must be a 'y' in the day.

**Troy** · 07-11-2024, 10:54 AM

^^ That breakfast is crying out for baked beans Joe!

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