How would you know. I doubt you've ever set foot in Deutschland. Dumb drunk chav.
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^ you might want to compare service records. :)
^ see no need for that, you call someone out and i happen to know he served in Germamy - you resort to your note book of come backs to reply - T minus 45 minutes.
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Is it Sunday already?
3 but they need a salt and vinegar AND a side of mushy peas. Oh and HP Sauce!
Heck, maybe I will miss England a little this summer haha.
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Option 2 still looks most appetizing to me.