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    Chitty's bake off - Cockwomble Chocolate Chip Cossaints

    Here you go, the ingredients. ..
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    All made from scratch, none of this cheating mallarky...

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    On with the show...


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    + 1 bag of croissants

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    Make the chocolate chips by smashing the fook out of the chocolate bars with a rolling pin...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    + 1 bag of croissants
    You been on the sauce mate? These ruddy cossaints are gonna be fresh as Dills Baked Alaska

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    You been on the sauce mate?
    Of course.
    What's that bag behind the bottle of wife beater?

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    What bag? I carn't see any bag!

    Plenty mixing going on at Chez Chitty...



    I reckon Dill has googled "the hardest deserts to bake" before he accepted the challenge

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    Looking forward to learning this recipe. When do you add the mint sauce?

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    Have you stopped for a couple of bottles of wine.

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    Brandy slushie with a sprig of mint.
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    Time put the chocolate in the mix....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Looking forward to learning this recipe. When do you add the mint sauce?
    It's in the puree already, gonna give it a tangy freshness.

    Mint choc chip cossiantes, smells lush

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    20 mins in the oven..
    Attachment 38489

    Voila..
    Attachment 38490


    CCC
    Last edited by Chittychangchang; 19-09-2019 at 01:32 AM.

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    ^ Can't see 'em...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ Can't see 'em...
    Impressive hey?

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    Ummm... still can't see 'em...

    But I'm sure they are!

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    Chitty's bake off - Cockwomble Chocolate Chip Cossaints-20190918_184729-jpg

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    Wheres the filo pastry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post


    Wheres the filo pastry?

    Croissants made of filo dough would fall apart if you farted in their direction -
    Along the lines of a viennoiserie type flaky pastry would be much more appropriate.


    Whatever you created, doesn't look croissant healthy.
    Look like store bought crescent rolls.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Croissants made of filo dough would fall apart if you farted in their direction -
    Along the lines of a viennoiserie type flaky pastry would be much more appropriate.
    Umm...croissants ain't pastry full stop.

    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Whatever you created, doesn't look croissant healthy.
    Look like store bought crescent rolls.....
    I'd have thought you would approve of the topping, at least?

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    Dang! Looks delicious! I like both of those anything with chocolate gets my vote! I should make my banana bread with chocolate chips sometime.

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    Store bought croissants with nutella on them?

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    Fine effort by Little Chitty, alas Daddy Chitty let her done with the wrong equipment...

    Oh, that was the other thread; this is a slightly better effort, a few more tries, and Daddy Chitty may be challenging Dilly's title.

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    CCC you should change your Nic to Bullshitter.

    At least Dill attempted a bake off.
    Last edited by Chico; 19-09-2019 at 10:16 PM.

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    His 7/11 cupcakes came out of the oven wrapped in plastic Jack.

    Are you up for the great TD fry off next week?

    Everyone can submit a pic or whole thread and the winner gets voted by the membership.

    No rules apart from pics must be your own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post

    At least Dill attempted a fake off.
    Fixed that for you

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