None of this pouring boiling water over them malarkey, let's do it right!
An idiot's guide so pay attention Reachy and Teachy...
Put in a pan of boiling water the right way around..
Add the sachets of spice and all things nice.
Bring to the boil and stir 10 times to the right and 3 to the left.
Still paying attention Reach n Teach?
Good boys!
This is the tricky part now, add any extras you like into the mix.
I had opted for a couple of slices of pizza, a kfc leg and a raw onion but some toe rag has knocked my pizza.