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    The porridge flinging contest should be an Olympic event. The closer you can get to your wives head sets the record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    WTF...Do you guys really eat "Porridge", "Polage", "Pollidge" or whatever you call it because you have no teeth and can't swallow solid food? Good Grief. That all looks like Baby food I fed my daughters in a high chair with a plastic no spill spoon, a bib and a sippy cup...
    Well, not really the environment for it, but I can tell you that a hot bowl of porridge on a cold morning in UK set you up for the day like nothing else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orrens View Post
    The real breakfast of champions is a tumbler of Jack Daniels with a Chang chaser.
    Must respectfully disagree Orrens. A real breakfast of champions is a good cup of coffee while sitting at the bar at 09:02am getting your knob swallowed at The Telephone Bar. According to friends, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Well, not really the environment for it, but I can tell you that a hot bowl of porridge on a cold morning in UK set you up for the day like nothing else.



    The thicker, the better - just keep pouring the oat power in until the milk won't take any more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Must respectfully disagree Orrens. A real breakfast of champions is a good cup of coffee while sitting at the bar at 09:02am getting your knob swallowed at The Telephone Bar. According to friends, of course.
    It doesn't open till later. According to friends.

    Orrens

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    fook, that thing looks like food served at retirement home for old people,

    why would anyone bother with that shit instead of croissant or fried eggs???

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    Yep ... I'm a fan of Oats.

    Good for you in so many ways.

    Seems like our friends in the USA have been missing out on the good stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    A real breakfast of champions is a good cup of coffee while sitting at the bar at 09:02am getting your knob swallowed at The Telephone Bar. According to friends, of course.








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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Yep ... I'm a fan of Oats.

    Good for you in so many ways.

    Seems like our friends in the USA have been missing out on the good stuff
    I grew up on a farm, you feed oats to horses and pigs. I went in and had Eggs, Bacon and hash browns or flapjacks with real maple syrup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    I grew up on a farm, you feed oats to horses and pigs.
    Horses for courses

    https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...tmeal#section4

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    I was under the impression that porridge is fantastic for cholestrol, just mops it up, so have been eating lots with a banana sliced in. But with the cutting down on carbs and losing weight thing this is another complication...

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    My Brekkie is Oats, Branflakes, Blueberries and milk - so kind of oaty.

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    I'm so glad nobody has made the same, utterly tedious porridge jokes about me here.


    BTW, I have had fresh rolled oat (not instant) porridge with banana and rice milk and a sprinkling of muesli almost every morning for the last 30 years

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    Old-school porridge.
    No one seems to know what this is anymore.

    Days have passed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    I'm so glad nobody has made the same, utterly tedious porridge jokes about me here.


    BTW, I have had fresh rolled oat (not instant) porridge with banana and rice milk and a sprinkling of muesli almost every morning for the last 30 years
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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Dont believe all you read. First eggs were bad.. now ok. Then beef, now ok. Then butter, now ok. People believe the pkg because its says it's good for you. Tastes like shit though. Eat a piece of whole wheat bread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2 View Post
    hat all looks like Baby food I fed my daughters in a high chair with a plastic no spill spoon, a bib and a sippy cup...
    You have nailed it here JP.

    Babyfood is exactly the consistency we are aiming for with perfect porridge.

    It should run of the spoon leaving only a thin residue.

    That is why we shred the oats in a coffee grinder, to get that smooth readybrek slurpy sloppy baby slop.

    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Do we worry about the carb content or the calorie count?
    Fuck the carbohydrate police. This is the porridge thread.

    Porridge is about protein anyway.

    Porridge oats are whole grain seeds and seeds are 25% protein.

    So stuff that down your sporran and smoke it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Try adding a pinch of salt
    A pinch is not enough. There should be half a teaspoon of salt in a bowl of porridge or you are not doing it right.

    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    BTW, I have had fresh rolled oat (not instant) porridge with banana and rice milk
    Not sure about the rice milk LD but I will not split hairs with TeakDoor's very own porridge-meister

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    milk comes from cows.
    if it's from rice it's not 'rice' milk.

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    ^is LD a vegan?

    I cannot remember

    Veganism is tantamount to satanism LD and should be made an indictable offence in Australia under federal law.

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    Porridge is for girls and men who dress in skirts.

    Nothing beats a full English Breakfast with a mug of tea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    I'm so glad nobody has made the same, utterly tedious porridge jokes about me here.


    BTW, I have had fresh rolled oat (not instant) porridge with banana and rice milk and a sprinkling of muesli almost every morning for the last 30 years
    No wonder your wife fucked off and left you. Just how boring are you trying to be?

    You should try stuffing a rotating cactus up your behind. It won't make you any more interesting, but at least you can claim to be a vegan asshole.

    Cue oft repeated comments about my sexuality. Getting sleepy already ...... zzzzzzzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Old-school porridge.
    No one seems to know what this is anymore.
    Except for you of course Jeff . If only there was some way to monetize your all-seeing enlightenment and wisdom on every topic there is, you could GTFO of America and working 9-5 and get to live where many of us do in the Far East. But no, you're fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    No wonder your wife fucked off and left you. Just how boring are you trying to be?

    You should try stuffing a rotating cactus up your behind. It won't make you any more interesting, but at least you can claim to be a vegan asshole.

    Cue oft repeated comments about my sexuality. Getting sleepy already ...... zzzzzzzz

    Actually, you are tedious.

    Bye bye....back in your "Ignore" box....

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    You are a wild and crazy guy LD. You bring the topic up and then this....



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