The porridge flinging contest should be an Olympic event. The closer you can get to your wives head sets the record.
The porridge flinging contest should be an Olympic event. The closer you can get to your wives head sets the record.
fook, that thing looks like food served at retirement home for old people,
why would anyone bother with that shit instead of croissant or fried eggs???
Yep ... I'm a fan of Oats.
Good for you in so many ways.
Seems like our friends in the USA have been missing out on the good stuff
Horses for courses
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...tmeal#section4
I was under the impression that porridge is fantastic for cholestrol, just mops it up, so have been eating lots with a banana sliced in. But with the cutting down on carbs and losing weight thing this is another complication...
My Brekkie is Oats, Branflakes, Blueberries and milk - so kind of oaty.
I'm so glad nobody has made the same, utterly tedious porridge jokes about me here.
BTW, I have had fresh rolled oat (not instant) porridge with banana and rice milk and a sprinkling of muesli almost every morning for the last 30 years
Old-school porridge.
No one seems to know what this is anymore.
Days have passed.
You have nailed it here JP.
Babyfood is exactly the consistency we are aiming for with perfect porridge.
It should run of the spoon leaving only a thin residue.
That is why we shred the oats in a coffee grinder, to get that smooth readybrek slurpy sloppy baby slop.
Fuck the carbohydrate police. This is the porridge thread.
Porridge is about protein anyway.
Porridge oats are whole grain seeds and seeds are 25% protein.
So stuff that down your sporran and smoke it.
A pinch is not enough. There should be half a teaspoon of salt in a bowl of porridge or you are not doing it right.
Not sure about the rice milk LD but I will not split hairs with TeakDoor's very own porridge-meister
milk comes from cows.
if it's from rice it's not 'rice' milk.
^is LD a vegan?
I cannot remember
Veganism is tantamount to satanism LD and should be made an indictable offence in Australia under federal law.
Porridge is for girls and men who dress in skirts.
Nothing beats a full English Breakfast with a mug of tea.
No wonder your wife fucked off and left you. Just how boring are you trying to be?
You should try stuffing a rotating cactus up your behind. It won't make you any more interesting, but at least you can claim to be a vegan asshole.
Cue oft repeated comments about my sexuality. Getting sleepy already ...... zzzzzzzz
You are a wild and crazy guy LD. You bring the topic up and then this....
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