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    Drunk food

    We need a bar time post where we can post drunk shit that we made....



    Ya shit like nachos and fry ups at 0200. So here I go...

    Before...



    After ....



    Drunk as fuck!

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    Nothing wrong with a peanut butter sandwich, or a salami sandwich, either. On whole meal, of course, and with lashings of butter. If you're pissed as a newt.
    Curry and roti do go down well, but need aforethought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Nothing wrong with a peanut butter sandwich
    Let me go whip one up...


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    Looks like you vomited.

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    Is it food for one or food for a "back to mine" mistake ?

    Myself I have got several drunks to get takeaways from different shops. Something impossibly simple and the wankers failed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    We need a bar time post where we can post drunk shit that we made....



    Ya shit like nachos and fry ups at 0200. So here I go...


    Before...
    Mandy made not bought...

    like this... Steak sandwich with grilled onions and shrooms made after midnight. Nobody eats beef or likes the smell in my house. Not drunk just starving when waking up at night...

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    ^ That looks good! Much better put together than anything I do while all pissed up.

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    Here's a selection of drunk food I had on my phone.

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    Edit: I know this is suppose to be about food we've made at home when pissed, but doing anything in the kitchen when drunk and hungry just ain't gonna happen at HWHQ. Ever.
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    I am a messy cook when sober. Cooking when pissed usually ends up with a very slippery kitchen floor and a burned out frying pan.

    Egg banjos is my forte. I always have bread and eggs in the house, so it’s my go to food in a drunk emergency.

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    When one is drunk and at home, you are almost certainly not going to take the time or trouble to prepare a gourmet meal. Stoned is different.

    The secret lies in the freezer or fridge, and is gullet bound via the microwave. Leftover pizza always works, but is often not there.

    Of course in a 'civilised' place (such as Pattaya) you can always pick up the phone and get delivery. It's usually crap, but so what.

    But if it's 2am? Shameless plug, but Aye's Cornish pasty is a beaut drunk food. Seven minutes zapping strait from the freezer, smells great, and tasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    When one is drunk and at home, you are almost certainly not going to take the time or trouble to prepare a gourmet meal.
    That is kind of the whole point of the thread. I was pissed when I posted it and it was meant to be a humorous take on making food while drunk wasted.

    Food is supposed to look like a drunk made it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Food is supposed to look like a drunk made it
    ...if that's the goal, any number of local restaurants can fill the bill...

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    Good god everyone seems to be missing the point. Get good and drunk...

    ...then when your good eye shut because you are seeing double make something to eat...

    ...take a picture and post it here.

    Capish?

    Or just order a fucking pizza and take a picture. I could care less.

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    Kebabs are a notable 'drunk' food that I don't ever recall eating whilst sober. The chili sauce usually managed to magically separate from the kebab to adorn my shirt.

    Another drunken variation on "Welsh Rarebit" (cheese on toast), saw me inserting cheese-laden bread slices into the toaster that I'd turned on it's side (I was so hammered I couldn't operate the electric grill). Everything went well, until the toaster 'popped' and ejected my supper onto the floor (Note to self: bread slots facing wall) and my waiting dog.
    Sorry, but the idea of photographing food whilst drunk will ever occur to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    Here's a selection of drunk food I had on my phone.
    Your phone has a drinking problem, likely overweight also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmart View Post
    Sorry, but the idea of photographing food whilst drunk will ever occur to me.
    Good point! Many may never think of it. For some reason I do.

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    Thyme for Basil Faulty that's eely good.

    When the moon hits your eye like a big Pizza pie that's a






































    MORAY

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    Well Chitty posted a link about this thread in the dinner thread. He was right not a bad thread.

    So I decided to post my last photo of drunk cookery...



    I will confess that I hand cut the fries (chips ) when I was sober. Nothing is fresh other than the taters. But that is drunk food. Pickled jalapenos, canned chili, and an American hot dog and bun.

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    Fvcking hell!
    I bet that tasted great after 10 beers and half a bottle of JD

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    How do you eat the chili dogs when you're drunk, snubs?

    With a knife and fork?

    It must get very messy otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    I bet that tasted great after 10 beers and half a bottle of JD
    Oh ya sure did. 12 beers and an airplane bottle of Jim Beam. That is all I allow meself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    With a knife and fork?
    The only way Nev.

    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    It must get very messy otherwise.
    Thankfully I have hardwood floors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    So I decided to post my last photo of drunk cookery...
    RU you on the wagon now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    Well Chitty posted a link about this thread in the dinner thread. He was right not a bad thread.
    It's a terrible thread...

    But, not your fault entirely because the other fukers aren't listening, they're just talking about ordering from restaurants... But, ultimately, as thread owner, you have to man up a take responsibility - it's a terrible thread!!!

    (I think I'll order a pizza.)
    How do I post these pictures???

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