Thread: Drunk food

^ To be honest, next week I'll just eat the fukkin thing frozen.

Easier that way!

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Originally Posted by Mendip

^ To be honest, next week I'll just eat the fukkin thing frozen.

Easier that way!

you could slice with your sickular saw

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ To be honest, next week I'll just eat the fukkin thing frozen.

Easier that way!

Some people believe pork pies are a matter of life and death. I am very disappointed with this attitude. I can assure you they are much more important than that.

I prefer a good butchers made sausage roll.

If anyone is ever passing through Princes Risborough, go to K & B Butchers, I tell thee. If you're in Pheasant season, grab a brace!

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ To be honest, next week I'll just eat the fukkin thing frozen.

Easier that way!

I've done that. The pastry is fine as it doesn't properly freese but you're left sucking the meat like a gobstopper. It was a mini pork pie.

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

I prefer a good butchers made sausage roll.

I can provide you all the sausage rolls you like, delivered frozen.

You won't regret it.

^ I think he's.....ohhh fuk it i cannae be fooked

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I can provide you all the sausage rolls you like, delivered frozen.

You won't regret it.

Do you ship to the PI?

Originally Posted by Topper

Do you ship to the PI?

100% yes, at your expense.

The arrival condition or even arrival at all cannot and will not be guaranteed, however.

Dirk it is a great shame I will not be able to finally sample your pig and pastry delights. I have sailed for calmer shores but will hit you up next time I am back! How far down south are you?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I can provide you all the sausage rolls you like, delivered frozen.

You won't regret it.

Knew there was something I've been meaning to order more of.


Can back that up.

And think they were only 60b per unit (fordigg me if I'm wrong). Delivered frozen to the pad. Fokin' top scran, eh.

I'm craving a crisp sandwich....coming soon...

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

Dirk it is a great shame I will not be able to finally sample your pig and pastry delights. I have sailed for calmer shores but will hit you up next time I am back! How far down south are you?

No worries BC, just throwing it out there.

I live in Songkhla. Where have you sailed to?

Originally Posted by Edmond

And think they were only 60b per unit (fordigg me if I'm wrong). Delivered frozen to the pad. Fokin' top scran, eh

Yep, 60b a pop. Made from scratch.

Any time you need an inventory list just let me know and I'll see what's cookin.

Originally Posted by Topper

Cheez Whiz

holy fuk, you Mercans, even pissed i'd not eat that

^its actually quite nice, I do admit.

Originally Posted by Topper

^its actually quite nice, I do admit.

can i interest you in some Hi-So chicken or rodent?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I live in Songkhla. Where have you sailed to?

Back to London for the foreseeable future. We have some hiking to do down there, so I'll let you know. I remember you posting your 'culinary art' and they looked top notch mate, well done!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

can i interest you in some Hi-So chicken or rodent?

I've eaten tons of rabbit but never really thought it was anything special. Rabbits were a winter hunting sport and fun to shoot at, but I'd rather have a chicken in the pot than a rabbit.

Cheers mate, happy travels.

you're welcome

in other news. ginger cake

Originally Posted by malmomike77

in other news. ginger cake

Looks like a decent lasagne.

Burrrrp