Thread: Drunk food

Originally Posted by bsnub

Nearest you've ever had to a curry is a microwave chicken tikka masala for 99cents from Costco

Every accusation is a confession.

Go drunk Shitty, you’re home.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Ciz doesn't know his arse from his elbow when it comes to cooking up a Beef Balti

Not like I was born 'down the road' from the home of Brit Balti or anything, is it.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Nearest you've ever had to a curry is a microwave chicken tikka masala for 99cents from Costco

I had a moment of delight last week when I found my local 7/11 had stocked these again. Was a good hungover breakfast.

I had a few Leos with my Welsh mate tonight... the first time in a few weeks so we had some catching up to do.

I spent the whole evening looking forward to one of my new Stobart's pork pies for supper after getting back home.

There can be few things more depressing in life than over- microwaving your pork pie.

^ never fails, I am currently riding a strange Bhuna/ Cobra high and I am soon going to tuck into the Aberfeldy, cheers

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

^ never fails, I am currently riding a strange Bhuna/ Cobra high and I am soon going to tuck into the Aberfeldy, cheers

And posting inane nonsense all over the forum.

Well, at least you didn't reminisce of the time you were the Hell's Angels biggest client and almost partner while sharing some free coke with Tina Turner at a concert...

Originally Posted by DrWilly

at least you didn't reminisce of the time you were the Hell's Angels biggest client and almost partner while sharing some free coke with Tina Turner at a concert...

Originally Posted by Mendip

There can be few things more depressing in life than over- microwaving your pork pie.

I beg to disagree on that point.

A warm microwaved pork pie, preferably Melton Mowbray with a smidgin of mustard is damn fine fair after a session.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I beg to disagree on that point.

A warm microwaved pork pie, preferably Melton Mowbray with a smidgin of mustard is damn fine fair after a session.

Ill see your Mowbray and raise you a microwaved spicy chicken tikka wrap

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I beg to disagree on that point.

A warm microwaved pork pie, preferably Melton Mowbray with a smidgin of mustard is damn fine fair after a session.

Do you not understand the term 'over-microwaving'?

Pork pies should be cold surely?

Originally Posted by Mendip

I had a few Leos with my Welsh mate tonight... the first time in a few weeks so we had some catching up to do.

I spent the whole evening looking forward to one of my new Stobart's pork pies for supper after getting back home.

There can be few things more depressing in life than over- microwaving your pork pie.

Pork pies have no place being in a microwave in the first place.

What kind of fiend eats pork pies hot?!?!?!?!?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

A warm microwaved pork pie

This kind of fiend, of course. Chitty.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Pork pies should be cold surely?

Indeed!

Originally Posted by Mendip

There can be few things more depressing in life than over- microwaving your pork pie.

you microwave pork pies?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

you microwave pork pies?

This is a TD scandal!

#porkpiegate

^ and he thinks Welsh people are weird

i mean who has tomato ketchup with an over-microwaved pork pie......

I’m guessing they were frozen, then overdefrosted.

Hmm - in the fridge overnight is waay better.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I’m guessing they were frozen, then overdefrosted.

This was my guess also.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Hmm - in the fridge overnight is waay better.

Overnight wasn't going to work for Mendy when he got home with a skinful and wanted one immediately.

^ Exactly.

In a perfect world I would have taken one out of the freezer before I went out and then could have enjoyed it slightly chilled with a smear of English mustard.

But as things happened, I arrived home with a skinful of Leo and Hong Thong onboard, took one out of the freezer and microwaved it for somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes while I sat outside with the dogs. I've never seen the point in the Defrost button as then you just wait longer, so I've always been a 'everything on Max Power' kind of guy.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I've never seen the point in the Defrost button

....

Originally Posted by Mendip

I've never seen the point in the Defrost button as then you just wait longer, so I've always been a 'everything on Max Power' kind of guy.

You need an air fryer you cheap bastard.

^ To defrost a pork pie?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

To defrost a pork pie?

No to cook it. Anyway, why is all this pie talk in the drunk food thread? Isn't there some pie thread for you wankers to post in?

Originally Posted by bsnub

No to cook it. Anyway, why is all this pie talk in the drunk food thread? Isn't there some pie thread for you wankers to post in?

It's already fucking cooked tho you twat he just needs it defrosted.