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This one didn't disapoint
Yes, nowhere has been part of the USSR since 1991.
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Right then. Let's get this fucking weekend started with a cold platter sold to me with a rather large dollop of disdain and a brimful of brusqueness from the babushka in the supermarket!
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:bananaman:
As the weather has been cracking the flags recently, I was either gonna go to the beach today or join the craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyy stags in town for a session on the lash. Maybe hire one of these on my own and raise a glass to West Brom's continued success.:)
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But it is absolutely fucking pissing it down today, so I have eschewed such debaucherous debacles and have instead channelled my inner armstrong for this delight later.
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A microwavable doner kebab! With fucking cheese!
See you on the other side, boys. :)
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Do we have a toilet thread? You might be needing it around now
I had a go at the velveting teqnique of marinating cheap cuts of meat..it worked surprisingly well. Cut chuck steak thinly removed all fat, 2 x tsp bicarb soda 2 x tsp cornflour 2 tbs soy sauce . Mixed it all.together and bunged it in the fridge the.meat turned a weird reddy pinkish color but once stir fried it was indeed fucking tender. Made up.a satay beef that the kids and myself were more than able to turn into a turd. Apparently it's the chinky way of making meet tender.
The blender will do a similar job…
Having a couple of days on the piss, I reckon I've excelled myself in the drunk food stakes!
First up...
The haul, not had a result like this in a while..
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Not beef Jerky...Duck jerky...airfryed for speediest..
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Respecto to the quack!
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Next up, 2x Yellow fin tuna steaks...a bridge too far after the 2x duck breasts jerky..
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With the abundance od duck I tried something different.
Stir fried duck in oyster sauce..
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Ginger, garlic, spring onions, chilli, red pepper all the good stuff..
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Servived with some sweet jasmine rice..
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Tbf I would trade all off the above and the twp pork chops covered in chilli currently in the are fryer covered in pubes for a mates Texas burger meal.
The in and out burger!
God bless American..
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You ever had a dry day?
I doubt that. There are popular local burger places here and they are revered. Look at this...
Could In-N-Out Burger Be Heading To Washington State By 2024? - Seattle Travel
Got a mate over for a day of cricket and footie, well footie as it appears the Eng game is currently delayed.
Ribs and wings.
1 Kg of Ribs in the slow cooker last night for 4 hours with a mix of jerk sauce and some brown sugar. come out falling off the bone
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decant the cooking liquor and reduce in a pan
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the baste the ribs and finish in the oven for 15 mins
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^ Are you afraid of Nev stalking down your kitchen?
^ those ribs look nice.
The IN-N-"OUT" (very Californian name, imho...) burger looked nice.
Cheese Whiz infused with pickled jalapenos served on Skyflakes
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Oh my lord.
you win the drunk food contest.