Thread: Drunk food

If you drink enough, it's simple- you'll just end up with the nachos. Dorritos I assume?

Originally Posted by sabang

Dorritos I assume?

I'm not Bsnub bud.

You could always fry the shrimp and nachos together, and see what you end up with. A photo would be appreciated.

Originally Posted by Edmond

I'm not Bsnub bud.

I fucking hate doritos.

How many brands of bluddy corn chip do you have?

Originally Posted by sabang

How many brands of bluddy corn chip do you have?

Tons to be frank and many are organic and very healthy. I have these coming tomorrow in my amazon fresh order...

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/...ZyZXNo&fpw=alm

As well as one of these...

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/...ZyZXNo&fpw=alm

and some of these...

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/...ZyZXNo&fpw=alm

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/...ZyZXNo&fpw=alm

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/...ZyZXNo&fpw=alm

...and a few other tasty bits. All delivered to my door between 5-7pm west coast time.

So I was out at a local pub, and after I left I happened to walk by a fast food place while doing my drunk stumble home. I usually never do the chain fast food as I prefer local type small places, but being good and buzzed, I caved and went to a place called Jack in the Box. I can not resist the jalapeño poppers stuffed with cheddar cheese when I am drunk.

The burger...



The poppers served with a buttermilk ranch dipping sauce...

^ nice.

on a side note. The textile you have in the background of the burger pic contains a band of three colours which together and seen on a towel usually indicate the spot has been taken.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

a band of three colours which together and seen on a towel usually indicate the spot has been taken.

A red light above the room is not good enough?

That's a winner you got there HW!

^Well it's hard to argue with science. But I wish I'd listened to the guy who once said to never mix white and red wines on the same night

Look at that photo of what those nerdy geezers describe as a full fry up, and then tell me why they know fuck about anything to do with hangover breakfasts.

I'm starting to feel nauseous looking at that hangover cure.
I guess my hangover is still in the post.

The full fry up looks a bit shyte, but they’re on the money with the rankings!

They missed out a cocktail of Irn-Bru (can substitute for 100 Plus depending on availability), a berocca and 2 paracetamols.

Or a Bloody Mary.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

a berocca and 2 paracetamols

That's a given, but the 2 x Paracetamol are Codalgin that also have 30mg of Codeine goodness in them to speed up the healing process.

Originally Posted by bsnub

We need a bar time post where we can post drunk shit that we made....



Ya shit like nachos and fry ups at 0200. So here I go...

Before...



After ....



Drunk as fuck!

Living life and feeling free to express it. The old snubs

see i'm not sure why we Brits get criticised for baked beans, those El Paso American ones don't look great imo, did you re-fry them?

^ It said 'refried' on the tin so I assumed it had already been done. I just microwaved them.

To be honest I reckon baked beans would have been nicer.

I reckon Stumpy's dogs eat better than that

Nah... this is human food!

Well... technically, anyway.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

, those El Paso American ones don't look great imo, did you re-fry them?

Good lord, completely clueless as usual. Refried beans are not American, they are Mexican and Latin American.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Good lord, completely clueless as usual. Refried beans are not American, they are Mexican and Latin American.

You bloody yanks don't have anything you can call your own, do you?

Even the burger is German!