Thread: South Beach Diet

Getting colder!

Very nice Dill, would you care for a fresh bacon barm for dessert?

^ ketchup and HP? You bloody pervert

my body's a Temple now. No processed shit is entering for at least 3 months. Ive got a lot of ham in the fridge too

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Yes its minty

Did you get the Y.M.C.A part of it?

Usually, I'm fairly good at detail, but missed that one.

YMCA ... I do now ...

Dill ... watch this with your kids ...

https://vimeo.com/46123301

White bread too

Have a word Ant

Originally Posted by Dillinger

No i didnt touch those chicken nuggets

Fucking hell Boll, go steady on the veg there mate. No, actually, eat more - you useless twat. I mean, I've seen some portions of veg in my time... but that. That's what I'd call a pikey portion.

It didnt look like that on the menu. I ate the lettuce in the chicken nugget bowl though

Don't mind if I do

Never mind all this chatter about pigeon chest and and chicken legs.

The most impressive parts of the body to work out are "shoulder boulders" and "bulging biceps"!

Another one for your collection Lardy, get ripped Friday
Av it u slag Ssssllaagggggggss. .

Sphincter tightening practices are all the rage, so I've heard....

Originally Posted by Luigi

Don't mind if I do

Those pastries look like they spell S.O.S

If i ate that it'd be like putting diesel in a Lambo

Is your cock or ringpiece gonna be coconut scented?


Actually, don't answer that please.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Blame Oh Oh

Is that both the same person ?

No. One is Chitty, the other is Dill.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Blame Oh Oh

Forget what I said about not doing too much too soon.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Is that both the same person ?

I couldn't afford the gut Dill has got.

He's down the Pintsman now exercising his elbow.
10 pints and a kebab and he'll be back on the diet tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

He's down the Pintsman now exercising his elbow.

I do have a dart players build atm but 2 non drinking Buddha days started yesterday and i'm abstaining from booze for a while anyway whilst I work on turning this keg into a sixpack.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I do have a dart players build atm but 2 non drinking Buddha days started yesterday and i'm abstaining from booze for a while anyway whilst I work on turning this keg into a sixpack.

You shit the bed mate, up early!

Get on a gently jog down the beach for an hour.

Been and done that, round the local park anyway. That Pattaya beach, aka Coconut Bar is full of washed up jellyfish, condoms and Luigi's mistresses