Manwiches

**Dillinger** · 08-12-2019, 12:41 PM

^^No butter and bland American mustard. Was it gonna be a hotdog?

**Bettyboo** · 08-12-2019, 01:51 PM

I know, it's poor, I'm sorry...

**hallelujah** · 08-12-2019, 07:53 PM

One of the few times I've ever eaten a sandwich without meat and been well stuffed at the end. Proper chips too.

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God bless the US and its deep fried goodness...

(I'm hoping the absence of meat is offset by the deep-fried glory thus allowing it a place on the Manwich thread

)

**Topper** · 08-12-2019, 08:08 PM

^ I was thinking if you didn't order the poor boy I'd red you to oblivion.

Damn fine eating.....

As a child, I lived in Florida. The grandparents lived in Alabama. My dad loved poor boys so much so much, grand dad would have a sack (bushel bag) of fresh shrimp and a sack of oysters ready for the children to shuck and peel for poor boys.

Being poor ourselves, the sandwiches were on Wonder bread rather than a neat bun.

**Bettyboo** · 08-12-2019, 08:11 PM

Looks like a good place, good options.

**hallelujah** · 08-12-2019, 08:17 PM

Thanks, lads. I was fretting there for a minute.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

^ I was thinking if you didn't order the poor boy I'd red you to oblivion.

Damn fine eating.....

If you're into sports and you like eating along with a couple of beers there are few places better than the US. Almost every bar has got sports on (including proper football these days

), the beer selection is outstanding and there are always multiple options to help fur your arteries.

I'd need some fucking willpower if I lived there.

**Bettyboo** · 08-12-2019, 08:33 PM

You could watch it all the way through... but, at the 35 minute mark there's some nice bread and salady stuff on the table, could easily make a Manwich, imho.

**Dillinger** · 09-12-2019, 01:38 AM

Mature cheddar and salad cream. Not bad at all and saved a Grab biker from hypothermia

**hallelujah** · 09-12-2019, 02:20 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Mature cheddar and salad cream. Not bad at all and saved a Grab biker from hypothermia

Cheese and salad cream?

Were you cooking it blindfolded, mate?

I've already taken man points off you for your pussy attitude to chilies and then you go and do this?

**Bettyboo** · 09-12-2019, 07:01 AM

Salad cream in a cheese sandwich? Why?

**Dillinger** · 09-12-2019, 07:05 AM

Cus I've ran out of hp

Nearly went the ketchup/bbq sauce route

**AntRobertson** · 09-12-2019, 07:36 AM

Jeezus... Go outside and give yourself an uppercut, you may also take this as notice of a 30 day suspension from the 'Manwich' thread.

**Saint Willy** · 09-12-2019, 08:36 AM

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**Dillinger** · 09-12-2019, 09:18 AM

Willy, Your paltry little gay cherry tomato is gonna be repaid with this chemically grown mother of all bastards

**Luigi** · 09-12-2019, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Willy, Your paltry little gay cherry tomato is gonna be repaid with this chemically grown mother of all bastards

Blimey Dill, why such small tomatoes?

**Luigi** · 09-12-2019, 09:28 AM

Sorry to hijack the Manwich thread with some momentarily Metrosexualwichness.

Decided on a wich for breakfast.

Obviously bacon, as it's illegal to have one without it.

Was gonna do bacon with melted cheese and BBQ sauce, then shot of vodka and back to bed.

Dunno what came over me.

Gonna go trim me nose and arse-crack hairs now.

**David48atTD** · 09-12-2019, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by Luigi

Gonna go trim me nose and arse-crack hairs now.

Going to use the pet clippers?

Please don't be tempted with 'before and after' images

**Dillinger** · 09-12-2019, 10:37 AM

That's quite good that Lu.

Can see how you sold so many diplomas now

**Luigi** · 09-12-2019, 10:44 AM

Got some good ones in Food Science going cheap if you and LT fancy them.

**nidhogg** · 09-12-2019, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Mature cheddar and salad cream.

Dear God. Surely there is some law against that?

**aging one** · 09-12-2019, 11:20 AM

The one reason I won't touch a Thai made sandwich, Thai mayo, which is a slice of heaven compared to that salad cream crap.

**Dillinger** · 09-12-2019, 11:29 AM

It was Branston Salad Cream, if that's any consolation. Tastes just like the Heinz one but was cheaper and is nearly all gone

**Luigi** · 09-12-2019, 11:39 AM

Part of the 2am healthy balanced diet regime, no doubt.

**AntRobertson** · 09-12-2019, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

It was Branston Salad Cream, if that's any consolation.

None whatsoever.

Ban increased to 60 days.

**Dillinger** · 09-12-2019, 12:08 PM

How about... ham and salad cream?

You fuckos don't know what you are missing

Or how about beer and cheese straws?

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