Thread: Manwiches

Doing fish and chips for dinner.

Might sandwich it between the main mrs' thighs and eat it that way.

Would that be a 'manwich'? snatchwich? funwich? 2nd degree burns on the inner thighs and a black eye for Lulu wich?

Main mrs? You STILL trying to imply some whores are secondary mrs's?

^...*tsk*...your interpretation of Lu's implication is unnecessarily harsh...

Originally Posted by tomcat

^...*tsk*...your interpretation of Lu's implication is unnecessarily harsh...

Yep.
Bad form.
Hidden subtleties [or cognitive strengths, wit, etc] are not his forte'.

Simple, yet effective little sanger.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Simple, yet effective little sanger.

Anything with copious amounts of bacon is quite adequate!
Nicely done, Lulu....

Originally Posted by Luigi

Simple, yet effective little sanger.

What are the yellow bits? corn kernels?

Snot.

Was feeling a bit unwell.

Normally the sweet corn comes up in the vomit after you've been sick, even if you've not eaten them for over a year.

How does that happen?

There must be a special storage place in the human body that only releases the corn when a technicolour yawn occurs.

Yep, and see the 2nd last post.

Originally Posted by Manny Melting Down Again

Yep, and see the 2nd last post.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Hellu, my little pet.


What's gotten you angry today?

......

Damn...I shouldn't have referenced the last post, but the first post...."second last" will change.
Silly me.

Let me change that to post#4.

Don't forget post #147, simple but awesome.

Think that's Ronnie O'Sullivan's.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Normally the sweet corn comes up in the vomit after you've been sick, even if you've not eaten them for over a year.

How does that happen?

Real answer? It's not corn, it's your stomach lining. Cut down on the Frosty Jack and you'll be fine.

Last night, refrigerator low. Found a small rib eye in the freezer, a french roll, and some mushrooms and onions. Time for a loaded steak sandwich.

^ You must still have good teeth.

^ imported beef, cant deal with the Thai stuff.

Originally Posted by aging one

^ imported beef, cant deal with the Thai stuff.

Queue dickhead Jeff with his usual bullshit about western centric opinions on whether local beef is shit or not - and it is shit - while he's typing as he eats a 7-11 ham and cheese toastie

Originally Posted by aging one

Last night, refrigerator low. Found a small rib eye in the freezer, a french roll, and some mushrooms and onions. Time for a loaded steak sandwich.

The butty looks really good, AO, but what sauce did you splash on top?

I'm having steak myself tonight again. A weekend treat with 27 pints of lager.

Just the pan drippings included along with the mushrooms, onion, and garlic.. Used just simple olive oil to slowly saute them off..

Yes please.

Looks excellent, though I'd prefer the salmon without the chili.