Thread: Chitty's Dirty Burger Emporium

No Ciz.

I'm gonna name that burger in honour of you, yes you should be flattered.

Thick on the inside and soft on the exterior.

I present through the teakdoors...

The "Cizburger"

Normal service resumed at the Dirty Burger Emporium.

Home made steak burger and fries...



Under a £1 meal.

9/10

OOps

Just got hungry

Will go and fry one of those..."strontosaurus" or such, which I bought for the kids.

Fuck them !

^^Micro-thin burger that you've burned to fvck.

It is literally black.

Yup - normal service.

I dont like my burgers either rare or too well done. Say medium well so that the inside is nice and juicy but not bloody. Do like my steaks medium rare but not my burgers.

got a few over for a drink, fell back on a load of Angus burgers, with sliced onion, tomato, mayo, salt and jerk sauce - tastes better than it looks, 8 disappeared.

A homemade dirty Wagu smashed burger, utter filth 10/10..

Looks decent that

U Wag you !
Do try Wagyu hand massaged by Nantwich Victoria virgins at an Attercliffe abattoir fart astier

I don’t what what the “smashed” thing is about either. I thought that is just how you normally cooked a fresh burger in a frypan.

Burgers are pre-formed patties. A smash burger starts off like a big meatball and is pressed while cooking.

Originally Posted by misskit

I don’t what what the “smashed” thing is about either.

In chitty's case it's the state he's in at the point of entering the kitchen.

Originally Posted by cyrille

In chitty's case it's the state he's in at the point of entering the kitchen.

A smashed burger increases the surface area of the burger, which allows more of the maillard reaction to occur. This means more delicious crispy bits and more flavour.

Originally Posted by misskit

I don’t what what the “smashed” thing is about either.

Check out Smash Daddy's next time yer along Huay Keaw. Just past the Shell gas station outbound.

Smash Daddy?s Burgers


I even made it on their photo page on April 25th.

Was that you?

What gave it away.

Originally Posted by Edmond

I even made it on their photo page on April 25th.

Originally Posted by cyrille

In chitty's case it's the state he's in at the point of entering the kitchen.

That's not bad for you.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

maillard reaction

He's absolutely correct , of course if cooking the peaking duck bugga it's a Mallard reaction

Originally Posted by pickel

Burgers are pre-formed patties. A smash burger starts off like a big meatball and is pressed while cooking.

Shrink Nation!

Less meat and a new name for more money.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Looks decent that

Looks like deliveroo

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Looks like deliveroo

I would have loved Deliveroo back when I lived in the UK. In my day we had to drive to McDonald's...

Also would have liked to try Tinder.

^Tinder!

You'll end up shagging a load of old boots like Looper, it's fvvking great!


Shame about the lack of decent bread but these two Aberdeen Angus 1/4 pounders were exceptionally lean and tasty..

Here's what 550 Baht gets you at the local burger emporium.

The Drink was not included.