Thread: What is the best cooking oil on the market?

Originally Posted by hick

Ghee?

One of the few things I can cook is Indian Chappathi using Ghee on a very hot frying plate.

I have been told by Indians, and as wood is so expensive they cover their dead with Ghee before lighting them and before being transferred to the river.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I have been told by Indians, and as wood is so expensive they cover their dead with Ghee before lighting them and before being transferred to the river.

That nasty fucking river. Gangies (or whatever) was the nastiest place I have ever been. Like a fucking horror show, but real. Filthy mofos.

Slightly odd, Slick - given your time in India/Asia, etc. that you don't know what ghee is....ahh well.

^

And he hates every place he has been.

Originally Posted by hick

Slightly odd, Slick - given your time in India/Asia, etc. that you don't know what ghee is....ahh well.

I'm just a skint tefler and even I know what ghee is.....

Slick and Amerikkka...



The gey fudge packing closet homos...

Originally Posted by hick

Slightly odd, Slick - given your time in India/Asia, etc. that you don't know what ghee is

Its true, I'm no cook. I don't like to do it and 99% of the time its prepared for me. On top of which I have zero desire to do it. So not odd at all. Hell, I don't even recognize the word Ghee. I almost replied to you with a karate gee meme originally cause thats what came to mind.

You work in the Middle East, Ive spent a lot of time there too and retained a lot from there, but nothing about food. I though it was nasty, but ate it. I remember the GPS coordinates for Mecca though, so I can tell the guys in what direction to pray when were offshore. They usually have a little 50 cent compass

Originally Posted by bsnub

And he hates every place he has been.

Because most of the places Ive been are the armpits of earth, for work. Plenty of places I do like but quite a few (India being one) trigger some real fucked up memories. Ganges being one. Human shit & filth being another.

Getting stoned & drinking that weed drink was a good time though.

Caught a dose of the clap from an Aussie chick in Bali once.

All of this is worlds away from your moms basement and your fake Army stint though.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by hick

Slightly odd, Slick - given your time in India/Asia, etc. that you don't know what ghee is....ahh well.

I'm just a skint tefler and even I know what ghee is.....

I used to be a skint tefler and I didn't know what ghee was. Now I'm a wealthy tefler and I know what ghee is.

Originally Posted by Slick

That nasty fucking river. Gangies (or whatever) was the nastiest place I have ever been. Like a fucking horror show, but real. Filthy mofos.

I sat in a Restaurant on the side of the Ganges River with the owner of a company I cannot mention and I asked what the woman who were wading in the river..... what were they doing.

He told me the dead bodies that were not completely burned to ashes were a target for river rats and the women were picking the rats off the dead bodies to eat.

True story.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

with the owner of a company I cannot mention

Did you have to sign a nondisclosure agreement with Trump at his hotel there?

Such....a....tosser

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Did you have to sign a nondisclosure agreement with Trump at his hotel there?

Are you stoned?

Oh, I guess that is a fair question by someone who is going to question where are all your influential friends Mr Buckwalter?

Carry on Mr. Topper!

Originally Posted by CSFFan

So you thought you'd contribute to the thread in a meaningful way in what matter, exactly? Could it be you couldn't pass up making childish insults, even when posting on a topic you admit you know jack shit about? What do you suppose that says about you, Slick? Could one assume you're so needy for attention that you'll take any chance you can to get a reaction or could it be that you're so pitiful that this is the only way you can get a response to your posts?

What the fuck kinda horseshit is all this? Honestly, I could not give a single, solitary fuck what a broke ass tefler thinks about my posts, you fat little cocksucker.

And yes, I can't pass up a chance for childish insults, you indignant pearl clutching pussy.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

So you thought you'd contribute to the thread in a meaningful way

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Did you have to sign a nondisclosure agreement with Trump at his hotel there?

Thanks for contributing in a constructive way.

Ole Skint Tefler must be drunk. Clearly been obsessing about my posting style and the alcohol caused a meltdown.

I feel flattered.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Are you stoned?

LOL, I'm not the precious little twat that posted....

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

...with the owner of a company I cannot mention...

If you can't mention the dude, why post it unless you're trying to be "special"?

Lastly, who cares about the owner or the company in the context of your post?

Originally Posted by Slick

Ole Skint Tefler must be drunk. Clearly been obsessing about my posting style and the alcohol caused a meltdown.

I feel flattered.

You should! The list of fuckwits I've given the time of day to is legendary and my little boy, that's no shit.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Lastly, who cares about the owner or the company in the context of your post?

Please excuse Topper and ignore his posts especially what you post on the internet.

Things bite you on the arse and as Topper has a huge arse he is a huge target.

Brain matter seems to escape some even though and based upon past experience.

Precious!

Originally Posted by CSFFan

The list of fuckwits I've given the time of day to is legendary and my little boy, that's no shit.

Well that's because youre living on fucking pocket change, tefler.

Originally Posted by Slick

Well that's because youre living on fucking pocket change, tefler.

I only fuck for change on Thursdays. The rest of the week it has to be folding money, don't you know.

Originally Posted by Slick

Well that's because youre living on fucking pocket change, tefler.

C'mon Slick, Topper is one of the nicest blokes you could ever meet and his wife is lovely.

Seems that the internet has taken away a lot from him and in a way I know the pain he has endured but he should have kept a low profile.

He took a high stand and fell on his arse.

Not his fault but that is the way things work here.

Anyway back to cooking oil and things that mean something to me!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Topper is one of the nicest blokes you could ever meet and his wife is lovely.

Indeed. He's also honest and keeps to his word. Which is nice.

Originally Posted by crackerjack101

Indeed. He's also honest and keeps to his word. Which is nice.

Yes lovely.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

One day, when I grow up, I hope to be just like you, hick.

But, if you were me, who would I be?

Gotta' admit, it's a pretty secure feeling at times but Allah knows I've paid my dues being as Saudi military cadets are arguably one of the toughest bunches to force syntax onto.

Knew a guy who'd carry a copy of his bank balance in his back pocket to gaze at when the going got rough.

Hit a kind of personal landmark/goal recently in terms of savings which was hard to not celebrate a little. I know it's considered quite uncouth to discuss dollars and "sense" openly on this forum which is why I membered up elsewhere where I can write about salary, savings plans, etc. to share, advise and learn from others.

Lots of TEFLers equate a Saudi post with trading your soul for money. Meh. It can get a little stressful at the workplace but the rest is a cakewalk if you're even mildly good at entertaining yourself and/or staying out of trouble if you seek out the incredibly diverse party trail.

Shit, sorry - LT.

Oil, yes. Cooking oil, no less.

I read somewhere that Canola has less of the crap that many other commercial types carry.