You can throw as many names and so called insults you want, but truth of the matter is that the challenge still stands.
Makes one wonder about your motivation for swerving the challenge.
Are your cooking threads yours?
Are you scared you won't be able to rise to the challenge?
I won't hit you with a hog roast and baked Alaska, it'll be a reasonable bonafide challenge that you'd be capable of judging from your previous content.