Dildo's Fully hetero Sunday roast

[Dillinger]

1 -

Prepare bird


















Par boil spuds




Chop em up throw in some carrots and stick your bird on top





Whack in oven






Pop out to get some Yorkies

[aging one]

Where do you get the packaged yorkies mate? That chook a free range as well?

[Dillinger]

No I got the chicken from lotus last night while I was looking at that gay Tefal thing that Kurgen owns

Theyorkies are from villa market and only take 4 mins from frozen.

[Horatio Hornblower]

bet they cost coming from Villa.?

make'em yourself equal parts eggs milk/water flour.

[Dillinger]

^ this is a hetero thread mate

[terry57]

Good old Roast Chicken and Veg.

Hard to beat for a change.

Onya Mate.

[Iceman123]

All was good, then I looked again and spotted the bog roll on the dining room table. Fuckin' peasant.

[stroller]

That chook a free range as well?

They have darker, firmer skin.

[Horatio Hornblower]

Free Range is a fallacy,you only need to open the door of the COOP for half hour and you can call them Free range.

Dillinger how much did you buy the Yorkies for.?

[somtamslap]

Par boil spuds

All two of them.

I'm not entirely convinced of the heterosexuality of this dinner.

[Dillinger]

I've told you horatio, this is a hetero thread


As for you Icey, you can take the girl outta Isaan but ......

[stroller]

Go on, admit it, there is a bowl full of steaming boiled rice just outside the pic!

[Horatio Hornblower]

Those Yorkies must be around 250 baht in Villa

[Kurgen]

Go on, admit it, there is a bowl full of steaming boiled rice just outside the pic!

I bet the Leo's warm too

[Dillinger]

The same price as hellmans full fat

[chassamui]

You are one messy cooker Dil. At least you were stuffin a bird this time.

Hope for you yet. Thanks for sharing.

[Iceman123]

As for you Icey, you can take the girl outta Isaan but ......

I know, call me old fashioned but I just hate it when these Isaan girls wipe their arse at the dinner table.

[stroller]

The second plate is for the daughter, I bet Mrs. Dilli is sitting in front of the house munching the chicken head and feet, with sticky rice and nam prik plaraa.

[Dillinger]

I haven't asked what she's done with the head or feet yet, or the loo roll to be honest

I did manage to snaffle this though

[withnallstoke]

SPROUTS!!!!!

Well done that man.

[stroller]

I am sure that isn't a sprout on his fork there.
Rather further proof that the missus made off with the head and feet to gorge on.

[withnallstoke]

I am sure that isn't a sprout on his fork there.

In the pan, with the green cauliflower.

[Luigi]

As for you Icey, you can take the girl outta Isaan but ......

You mean, she wiped her fingers on her arse after eating until you introduced her to toilet paper?

[Dillinger]

^+^^Broccoli

[Horatio Hornblower]

Dillinger do you own a Bar or some type of shop.?