Deep-Fried, Beer-Battered, Bacon-Wrapped Cheese Hotdogs

**Boon Mee** · 23-03-2007, 05:10 AM

Just hollow out a few hot dogs, fill them with cheese, wrap them in Bacon and deep fry them.... Mmmm... it's like a hot dog heart attack all in one convenient greasy little package.

Ingredients:
1 hot dog
1 slice of thick-cut bacon
1 can of spray cheese
1 can beer (It doesn't matter what kind, but I recommend something dark..Fosters probably isn't a good idea)
1 cup flour
Oil for frying

Instructions:
This one is a little work-intensive, so be ready to buckle down. First take the center out of the hot dog with an apple corer, if you have access to one. If not, just cut out the middle with a knife. Fill the cavity with the spray cheese and use the hot dog you removed from the middle as a cap to keep the cheese in. Wrap the bacon around the hot dog and deep-fry for two to four minutes or until bacon is cooked. Dab them dry with a paper towel (so the batter will stick). Mix the beer with the flour until it reaches a thick, but lump-free consistency. Dip the dogs in the batter, coating the dog completely, and deep-fry on high heat for two to three minutes or until brown and deadly.

NOTE: Don't fry them too long or all of the cheese will explode out into the oil. That's very bad.

Step 1: Hollow out the Hot Dogs

Step 2: Fill with Easy Cheesy

Step 3: Wrap with bacon

Step 4: Grill

Step 5: Batter and Deep Fry

Grab a tall, cool Newcastle Brown and enjoy!

**Propagator** · 23-03-2007, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Grab a tall, cool Newcastle Brown and enjoy!

You deserve of greenie for that statement

**Hootad Binky** · 23-03-2007, 05:47 AM

Yum!

**cali kid** · 23-03-2007, 02:52 PM

PLEASE dont post thing like that while I am at work. they make me insanely hungry and i have got to be here for two more hours.

**Spin** · 23-03-2007, 04:26 PM

Spray cheese has to be the ultimate Tipton Chav scally snack. Yuck!

**dirtydog** · 23-03-2007, 06:18 PM

^ He's a Yank, they think everything always came in cans

culinary cuisine is KFC, funny lot those Yanks.

**RandomChances** · 23-03-2007, 06:26 PM

What does an American gormet chef say ?................................................. ....Would you like fries with that sir

**kingwilly** · 23-03-2007, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^ He's a Yank, they think everything always came in cans

culinary cuisine is KFC, funny lot those Yanks.

thanks fck some1 noticed that! i woz beginning to think TD had goan to the dogs......

**friscofrankie** · 23-03-2007, 06:47 PM

Funny how all thes fuckin upside-down walkers and foggy-Isle type think gourmet 'merikan food is Mickey D's and KFC. Indicting us all along and truth be known they have more of those type restaurants per capita in their own fuckin' countries.

I mean it's really OK. After all, chefs in them placese think catsup (tomato sauce) is the main (if not only) ingredient in pasta sauce, battered and deep fried candy bars are High cruisin' and the highest form of culinary delight is mushy, over cooked vegetables; over-cooked, dessicated beef and week old bread cooked in suet.

No wonder there's so many fuckin McDs in them places!!! I had to eat like that I might think that shit was the height of the culinary art myself.
Poor bastards.

**El Gibbon** · 23-03-2007, 07:26 PM

^ well done!

Just like every other Uorpene meal I ever had...

Mushy peas is a total delight to these folks...

Used to do them myself when I was about 3

Yuck!

Still hate peas... lol

E. G.

**blackgang** · 23-03-2007, 08:06 PM

Thats the main reason that you see so many "Original English Cuisine" tags on restaurant signs the world over..

there must be some, altho I have never seen one.. HA

**Scooter** · 23-03-2007, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Just hollow out a few hot dogs

You have to much time on your hands.

Looks awful.

**stroller** · 24-03-2007, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by El Gibbon

Just like every other Uorpene meal I ever had...

Mushy peas is a total delight to these folks...

Careful there, the Galls and Teutons hanged and quartered people for less offensive insults than mentioning foggy Isles chip-butties or mushy peas (or "Yorkshire caviar")in the same sentence as continental Europe.

**Fast Eddie** · 24-03-2007, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

than mentioning foggy Isles chip-butties

You have to admit, with a dollop of ketchup it makes a mighty fine snack.

**toslti** · 24-03-2007, 02:35 PM

The American idea of a balanced diet is Dunkin DoNuts for breakfast, KFC for lunch and Pizza Hut for dinner

**blackgang** · 24-03-2007, 08:51 PM

Fukin A, but not like the shit that they make here.
How the hell do you make a Pizza, with sliced Thai weiners, half melted NZ cheddar and bad mozzarelli.
Damn I always thought a pizza was at least 5 kinds of cheese, sliced linguini, Pepparoni, Salami, Sausage, Peppers, sliced olives and a nice red sauce on the crust, not fukin ketshup.

**Boon Mee** · 29-03-2007, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^ He's a Yank, they think everything always came in cans

culinary cuisine is KFC, funny lot those Yanks.

Right, DD!
Pass me some of your Spotted Dick while we're at it!

**Lily** · 29-03-2007, 01:29 PM

Spray Cheeeeeese??????

**marooned** · 03-04-2007, 03:25 PM

Done it before, but used cheddar cube sticks inside the frank. Mighty fine snack.

**Boon Mee** · 03-04-2007, 09:09 PM

Killer Hot Dogs Update!

**kingwilly** · 03-04-2007, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Spray Cheeeeeese??????

its a misprint lily, it should say Spray Yellow-plastic-toxic-stuff that resembles cheese about as closely as marmite resembles vegemite or as powedered milk resembles real full cream milk

**flash** · 03-04-2007, 10:25 PM

Have to say that a heart attack hotdog wouldn't be very high on my to do list, why does spray cheese even exsist, it has to be one of the most vile things known to man, processed cheese/"American Cheese" is another example of vile excuses for food.

Has any of you peeps ever tried to make cheese? I wouldn't mind having a go at it if someone would like to start a thread on it.

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