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    I have to pee so bad my back teeth are floating!

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    Mom, "If wishes were horses then beggars would ride."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty View Post
    Stop farting in the bath tub.
    Bath water.

    What bubbles up.

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    Grandma used to refer to the sofa (or couch) as the "davenport."

    I dreamed about her and that term recently.

    Just looked it up:

    "Davenport was the name of a series of sofas made by the Massachusetts furniture manufacturer A. H. Davenport and Company, now defunct. Due to the popularity of the furniture at the time, the name davenport became a genericized trademark."

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy
    The point is you libtards are pathetic, you need something to justify your bed wetting, but the excuses for the daily soiling of your bed sheets are becoming more and more pathetic by the day. Long live the Donald.
    Very gramps.

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    As a boy, when staying with my grandparents, every morning, would be wakened by "tea up!!"

    That was my grandad bring up the breakfast in bed.

    Ahhh.. Memories!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo
    He fought in North Africa for the most part though.
    Panzer Battalion ?

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    "Juden, raus!". Good old Grandpa Heinrich.

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    Tread softly on this earthly sod, for if you don't your gone by God

    Got an eye on you George

    Wait til your father gets home

    Gerry built, a box of bombs

    Pukawallahs

    Presently in response to most requests

    Go to bed and you can play with the dog (some things remain the same)

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    Grandad, "His head's like a pound and shoes like a penny.", after brushing up before being herded off to chapel as kids.

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