Things Your Grandparents Used To Say.

**BaitongBoy** · 14-03-2014, 06:50 AM

"If you throw enough dung at a wall, some of it has got to stick"

Regarding slow learners...

**Rural Surin** · 14-03-2014, 06:55 AM

"Get off my property, ya little hooligan bastards....."

**patsycat** · 15-03-2014, 12:09 AM

Recently, my mother said to me -

You're not worth a piece of meat stuck in your dead Daddy's teeth.

We have since made up, and i am still in the Will. And the above has not been mentioned. But is going around my family, with hilarity!! Where the hell did she find that little gem...

Supposedly when i was born she said i was a scrawney wee red head, take it away. Which i was. But grew into a beatiful woman...

**baksidar** · 15-03-2014, 01:13 AM

Anymore o that an i'll knock yer inta next wick

**baksidar** · 15-03-2014, 01:15 AM

Just you wait till yer dad gets home.......

**baksidar** · 15-03-2014, 01:17 AM

You've got bletch on yer trousers..........

referring to the black shit that comes off your bike chain

**patsycat** · 15-03-2014, 03:08 AM

Can i go out with my mates tonight?

Ask your Mother

Ask your Father

I'd just bugger off.

**cullbe** · 10-04-2014, 08:59 AM

Back in my day

**Thormaturge** · 10-04-2014, 09:59 AM

Where there's muck there's brass.

The Russians want to take over the world.

The next door neighbours walk around their house NAKED!!

Bloody Southend never score when we go.

**tdar** · 10-04-2014, 10:37 AM

My great-grangfather to my mother when, as a child, asked why he always wore flannel clothing whatever the weather,

"Pet, what keeps the cold out keeps the heat out."

**Latindancer** · 10-04-2014, 05:13 PM

"You young twerp"

**Little Chuchok** · 10-04-2014, 05:32 PM

Score more runs than anybody else

Tackle hard, you're big enough.

Don't punch, that's dirty play....

**armstrong** · 10-04-2014, 07:45 PM

"would you like another cup of tea?"

**slimboyfat** · 10-04-2014, 08:00 PM

Despite having fought in both the Spanish Civil War (in the international brigades) and WW2 in Burma, my grandad would never swear. His strongest language was 'Hell's teeth'

**slimboyfat** · 10-04-2014, 08:02 PM

Grandma, on the other hand, swore like a trooper when annoyed.
Probably picked up the habit when working in the EMI factory during the war.

**Lostandfound** · 10-04-2014, 10:36 PM

My uncle Bill, who always sat quietly on "his" chair in the corner. I was very disappointed to learn he didn't fly a spitfire in WW2' but fought in WW1 in the trenches...

- It was the Great War, the war to end all wars

I think he actually believed it. RIP uncle Bill.

**The Maestro** · 18-08-2014, 09:21 AM

you pissed your pants you bastard

**Cujo** · 18-08-2014, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Despite having fought in both the Spanish Civil War (in the international brigades) and WW2 in Burma, my grandad would never swear. His strongest language was 'Hell's teeth'

Mine too, exactly that.
He fought in North Africa for the most part though.

**Necron99** · 31-08-2014, 09:25 PM

Arrrrgggghhhle.......

Heeeeh....arghllleeeeee....

Heea...

hmph...

But only once.

**yankee99** · 31-08-2014, 11:45 PM

"know your customers"

**r1 pet** · 01-09-2014, 07:39 AM

no.i said no! ask yer grandad then, dont tell your mother,

**Cujo** · 01-09-2014, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by yankee99

"know your customers"

A nice bit of ye olde style homespun wisdom there.

**Storekeeper** · 01-09-2014, 10:39 AM

"Ask me no questions ...
I'll tell you no lies ...
Keep yer mouth shut ..
And you'll catch no flies"

Me dear old granny may she RIP.

**Storekeeper** · 01-09-2014, 10:41 AM

Me: What for?
Granny: Cat's fur ... To make you a pair of britches.

WTF? Still don't get it ...

**misskit** · 01-09-2014, 10:45 AM

My Granny, when telling me juicy gossip....

"Ya tell anybody I told ya that and I'll call ya a liar."

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