TFP, those two ladies across the road never have any gentlemen friends around. Are they one of those lesbians? (grandma)
TFP, those two ladies across the road never have any gentlemen friends around. Are they one of those lesbians? (grandma)
And... I remember when all this were fields....
And..from my granddad...who is still watching over me today. "Go on then hit him! he's not just there to make the place look pretty! knonk him out!...thats the stuff son.. we'll make a bloke outta you yet....He'll be fine after a cup of Bovril and a sharp clip round the ear!"
Overheard at work today:
He’s about as much good as tits on a bull!
where the hell did you come from!
ooooo haven't you grown, your mum been making you sleep in a grow bag?
Ya silly Galoot.....never found out what a galoot was
You silly Duffer.....never found out what that was either ...except that as I grew up I learned the duffing is the term used for stealing cattle and it was used at school as a derogatory term for humping a sheep ....ie those bloody kiwis are always duffing sheep...
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granma... look at her all furcoat and no knickers.
'That was back in the days boy - when men were men and women were double breasted'
Mum, talking about the blonde lady opposite with many admirers, she said she would do anything for a fur coat, and now she can't do the bloody buttons up.
I feel blessed when you ring me
Eat your plate empty little arsehole
Ain't no fool like an old fool.
I'm going to change my name to son of a bitch so you will be ashamed to keep calling me so loudly in public.
Answer me boy before I drop me teeth
..... (AFTER PULLING HIS ZIP UP ) Now,the pain will go away in a few days and remember never to tell your Momma about this !
When you grow up young man , what do you want to be - or a wasp ?
Aaaaargggghhhhhh.
Who are you?
^Wrong thread?...
My Grandmother "Youth of today,nothing but rubbish,long haired hippies" 1960's
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer.
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