Thread: Things Your Grandparents Used To Say.

Better out then in. (Grandpa after a fart.)

^ mine says "oops, stepped on a frog"

"If i ever catch you in my house again, i'll skin you alive".

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear

Originally Posted by Timber

^ mine says "oops, stepped on a frog"

mine said "I'll have to get that fixed".

As useless as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest

If your not in bed by ten come home

More front than Marks & Spencers

Where theres muck theres brass

that was a corker

I hope your kids give you HELL !

Stop farting in the bath tub.

Grandmother; "Who are you?" (after her stroke).

Grandma - 'That's nice, dear' (usually when having no idea what I was talking about)

Grandad - can't really remember any sayings but he did used to sing a song called "Two Lovely Black Eyes' quite often

You can always stoop down and pick up nothing

Empty vessels make the most noise

Ill wipe that smile of your face

& from my dear old Mum
You son of a Bitch

don't forget to say a prayer,, before i got into bed.

If we process another 5,000 Jews by the end of the day everybody gets a free photo of the Fuhrer and two extra beers with their dinner.

Dont Forget Too Wear Clean Underwear (in Case Of An Accident)

take your hands out of your pocket .
an pick up your feet,,, when walking.

... that will depend on your report card, from school and your mother.

if you don't start in the morning, you can't drink all day.

why do you guys always type in white? I don't like it.

Originally Posted by SiamLovinIt

I've got an eye on you George which was doubly odd as it isn't my name or anyone in the family

That's how I got the nickname Joe. Not a single Joe in the family.

Who pays the electric bill, you or me?