Better out then in. (Grandpa after a fart.)
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Better out then in. (Grandpa after a fart.)
^ mine says "oops, stepped on a frog"
"If i ever catch you in my house again, i'll skin you alive".
You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear :rolleyes:
mine said "I'll have to get that fixed".Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber
As useless as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest
If your not in bed by ten come home
More front than Marks & Spencers
Where theres muck theres brass
that was a corker
I hope your kids give you HELL !
Stop farting in the bath tub.
Grandmother; "Who are you?" (after her stroke).
Grandma - 'That's nice, dear' (usually when having no idea what I was talking about)
Grandad - can't really remember any sayings but he did used to sing a song called "Two Lovely Black Eyes' quite often
If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times,
DONT EXAGERATE
You can always stoop down and pick up nothing
Empty vessels make the most noise
Ill wipe that smile of your face
& from my dear old Mum
You son of a Bitch :)
don't forget to say a prayer,, before i got into bed.
If we process another 5,000 Jews by the end of the day everybody gets a free photo of the Fuhrer and two extra beers with their dinner.
Dont Forget Too Wear Clean Underwear (in Case Of An Accident)
take your hands out of your pocket .
an pick up your feet,,, when walking.
... that will depend on your report card, from school and your mother.
Comb your hair
Someone straving in Africa would be grateful for that (usually sprouts) .Not finishing greens meant no pudding,in an era when 1 dob of jam in rice pud was the acme of ecstasy
I've got an eye on you George which was doubly odd as it isn't my name or anyone in the family
if you don't start in the morning, you can't drink all day.
why do you guys always type in white? I don't like it.
That's how I got the nickname Joe. Not a single Joe in the family.Quote:
Originally Posted by SiamLovinIt
Who pays the electric bill, you or me?