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    Wilfred is looking for recently employed dancers.


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    Dancers and nubile contortionists employ rubbery skills.

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    Skills, keyboarding included, looked less suitable.

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    suitable undressed ingenues tease anticipatory bachelors leering eagerly

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    Welcome back, Doc.

    Eagerly and garruously, ex-wives retained lawyers. Yikes!

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    Yikes ! I know erotic specialties !
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    Specialties performers, especially Croatia's incredible artistes, look to involve England's strippers.

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    Strippers that read important publications periodically expose ridiculous stereotypes

    alternatively -

    strippers that rouse impotent penises’ priapism enjoy rich satisfaction

    or

    strippers that reach incredible pole positions espy rigid shafts
    Last edited by docmartin; 02-07-2020 at 06:38 AM.

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    Stereotypes Typify English Revisionism, Often Traditional Yokels Provide Enactment Scenes.

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    Scenes containing engorged nipples excite scientists.

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    Scientists can invent environmentally nutritious tomatoes including spicy tasty sausages.

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    Sausages, announced unhappy seeking asylum, generate excessive sarcasm.

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    ^^

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    Millennials increasingly "literally" lack employment, nonsexual neophytes implore arthritic liberals .....succor!!!

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    Succour* under communist control offered unemployed relief.

    *spell check demanded the change.

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    ^ apologies HNZ.. quite correct, rushed and a phone is my only excuse.


    relief.

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    ‘Relief !’ ejaculated Laurence. ‘Immensely enjoyable fellatio !’

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    Organs rising greatly arouse nymphomaniacal senoritas

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    Senoritas excited Neville orally, rubber implements traumatised Sasha.

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    Sasha and Shane have AIDS

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    Señoritas están ñublando objetivos requeridos. Idealmente, temperaturas amigables suceder.

    this a challenge playing the game in another language. Grammar is a bit weird.

    Bugger. Too much time spent composing this too clever bullshit.


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    AIDS increases daemonic sabotage

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    sabotage and bedevilment of total arseholes gives enjoyment
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