Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Numbskulls Usually Make Brenda Scream, Kinked Umbrellas Leave Lawrence Soaking.

Soaking only augmented Kitty’s idyllic nipple generosity

^actually perving on a beach, is it beer o’clock yet?

Generosity Encouraged Neville's Ego, Rachel Observed Sarah Itching To Yield

Yield in enticingly languorous desperation

Desperation ensured some people eating rotten avocados then ingesting old nuts.

Nuts usually talk shit.

Shit Happens In Threes

Threes heaped released especially evil stink.

Stink that I never knew.

Knew Nematodes Eschewed Water

Water, and then extra rum.

Rum, Unctuous Measure

Rum unsettles masturbators

^ must have been seconds in it sorry L&F

Measure exceeding a standard unit rarely encountered

Encountered novel Coronavirus, observation: unusually nasty threat. Enforce restrictions early December.

^ crucial email gets stuck in CDC spam folder

December election confirms every member bought election results.

Results even some university lecturers thought shambolic.

shambolic haj as muslim boys openly lick imam’s cock

cock often creates kowtowing

Kowtowing outside Whitechapel, the official wanted information, not guff.

Guff unbelievably fools French

French reservists entered northern Congo hamlets.

hamlets and metropolitan localities expelled turkish suburbanites.

Suburbanites used Branston's until rural bumpkins arrived. Now it's Tesco's execrable specials.