Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Simple? I mean practically lazy elsewise.

elsewhere, letitia sucked everybodys willy, happily exhibiting raucous enthusiasm.

enthusiam never the hurrar under Satan is a mistake

Mistake is supporting that awful Key equivocator.

NZ's PM John Key

equivocator quip universally in vauge oratory causing all the ordinary replies

Originally Posted by taxexile

shiftwork has improved freds takehome wagepacket over recent weeks.

Slipped off the tongue and no-one noticed.....

Replies, especially pedantic letters, ignored. Eat semolina!

Semolina enriched malted oats, lovely in november afternoons.

Afternoons, For The Elderly, Require Napping Or Other Nice Sleep.

Sleep lacks excitement. Evolve perpetuality!

Perpetuality ensures resolute people enjoy their usual activities long into the year.

year equals another riddle

Riddle? Ingenious diddly dum letter enigma...

Eat nutella in gigantic massive amounts.

Amounts made offered up nothing that special.

Special prostitute, enthralling clients, is a libidinist

libidinist in bondage inserted dildo into nose, initiating severe thrombophlebitis.

Thrombophlebitis hurts, really ominous muscle burning, overly painful lasting horrific lumbago eventually burning is terribly, irritatingly sensitive.

Sensitive English noblemen sought invitations to Italian viscounts' encampments.

Encampments near crags are mostly plateaux; mutual enemies navigating Tyrolean snowstorms

Snowstorms normally over winter stop transport organization rendering men stagnant.

Stagnant toilets are generally not acceptable, needless turds.

turds upgraded rebeccas dirty skidmarks

Skidmarks, known, indicate defecation movements and real knickers soiling.

soiling only indicates laxs inclination negating greatness

Greatness really entails a tight nymphomaniac entrapping saintly sociologists