Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Elohim looked out his Israeli mansion.

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Mansion at Neverland saw indiscretions on nippers

Nippers in purple pyjamas escaped randy septuagenarian.

Septuagenarian encouraged penile tickling, usually after g-and-t. Ethiopian nurses are rarely interested after nine-o-clock.

Nine-o-clock is not even okay. Can't log on. Call Karen.

Karen adored rachels erect nipples.

nipples incredibly pert playthings loved everywhere supposedly

Supposedly, ursulas perfumed pussy often seeks eager darkskinned local youngsters.

youngsters often underage negroes, gangster sorts, terrorise everyone rotten sometimes

sometimes one must excuse tardy individuals making everything slow

(fed up with waiting)

Slow ladies often wait.

wait after it terminated.

Terminated English royals moved into Nottingham and then expected dole.

dole offered labourers employment

employment makes Polish labourers overjoyed you might expect, not these

"These hos expensive!" says Englishman.

Englishman none greater, lament Irish, Scottish hobos, magnificent Anglo nation

Nation attacked, terrifying indigents; often nitwits

(Hah...take that, you silly English person. I fart in your general direction etc etc).

Nitwits, Irish typically, witless inebriates, that's Scots

Scots can out-drink the Senegalese !

senegalese euphoniumists never enjoyed genesis although love english symphonic expression.

Expression, Xiamen's recitalists explained, seems so irksome outside Nanjing.

Nanjing announced native joyfully, I never go

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