Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Spasming periodically and spurting my immense native goo.

Goo often oozes.

Oozes onto zookeepers' expensive shoes.

Shoes, Horses Only Endurance Style

Style took young lads' eyes.

Suspicious underpants salesmen put in claims Irishmen owed undisclosed sums.

Sums up monarch’s situation

Situation Is Terribly Uncomfortable, Arthur's Todger Is Obviously Necrotic.

Necrotic earlobes can rot once tissue is contaminated.

contaminated overweight negroes tried anal massage in Nana angering Thailand's elite domintrixes

Pull over, driver; Acronym police here. You missed the "a", mate.

Good acronym though......

Last word..................................dominatrixes

Dominatrixes (often Mancunian) invited newly arrived tourists round in Xanadu's expansive suburbs.

Suburbs ugly, boring unremarkable, recounted Betjeman, songlike

Songlike, old narratives glided like imaginary kites eastwards.

Eastwards a slanty twat waits accosting retarded drunk sailors

sailors amused israeli lovelies on russian submarines.

Submarines undersea boats macabre and rather inhospitable noone enjoys sailing

sailing and intercourse left imelda needing grapefruit.

grapefruit raspberry and pineapple excite fruitarians ridiculous undernourished idiots, typically

typically, yolande prefers ice cream and lovely loganberry yoghurt

yoghurt on girl's hooters unsettled randy thespian

Thespian handwriting exhibits sensible planning including acceptable nuances.

Nuances usually annoy noobies. Coonts expect simplicity.

simplicity in method, Pattaya's ladies insist cash is their yardstick