Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

^bravo.
Shuddering heavily, Ursula dismounted Daniel's erection retching intensely, nauseatedly grim.

Grim Reaper is mysterious.

Mysterious yogi sits transfixed, enunciating rites in old Uighar speech.

Speech producing extraterrestrials entered college halls.

halls and landings lovingly swept

Halls aromatic lolly lozenges soothe.

Bugger you tax

Swept water effectively polishes tiles.

Tiles If Loose Elicit Stumbles

stumbles tragically under manchester bus, legs extremely squashed.

Stumbles twice upon magic beans, latest episode sensational.

Pipped again

Squashed quickly under Adrian's shoe, hedgehog experienced death.

Death ended asthma troubles, however

Squashed quinces under a steel hammer expecting dessert.

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

Death ended asthma troubles, however

I think you opened up the wrong page

last word However

However Oliver Worked Eve's Vagina, Erection Relented

Originally Posted by Maanaam

I think you opened up the wrong page

I didn't see Troy's edit.

Relented equably, letting even Nummy taste Eve's dessert.

(One way or another, "dessert" is going to be "it" )

dessert eaten slowly satisfied erics receptive tastebuds

Tastebuds Aglow, Special Tandoori Exacerbates Barnies Unusually Delicate Sphincter

sphincter pulsating, haemorrhoids inflamed, nigels consultant treated exposed rectum.

Rectum enchiladas can taste utterly magnificent.

magnificent arse! gushed nigel inspecting fionas immensely convex, extremely nice tush.

Tush? Usually signifies Hottentots.

^^Why did my pic of boxes labeled "Pork Rectums" disappear? I put it there so that "rectum enchilads" didn't sound too ridiculous.
Tush unveiled: Sexual heaven!

Pipped....

Hottentots of the Transvaal endure numerous travails on their scavenging.

scavenging canals, a vagrant englishman nearly got infectious necrotising gangrene.