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    Gastronomic atrocity stench! Those red onions, normally odourless, make it catastrophic.

    Just seen my glaring mistake above. Sorry players.

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    Catastrophic American tornadoes annihilated some towns. Relief organisations put homeless into caravans.

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    Caravans are required accomodation, vital across nomadic societies.

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    Societies often castrate innovators, emerging teakdoor idol encounters scepticism

    ^ idol or idiot, it’s a fine line!

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    Scepticism caused English pessimists to invest coins in something magical.

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    Magical amulet gave Ittiporn's car arcane liabilities.

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    Liabilities, indemnification agreements, bollocks! I’d love it to instantly end.. suicide?

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    ^ stupid contract reviews!

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    Suicide Unfortunately Implies Complex Issues, Depressive Emptiness.

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    Suicide unusually involved cyanide-infused deadly enema.

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    Emptiness ....my mind at the moment.
    Last word: Emptiness.

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    Emptiness, Manny posted. Teakdoorians inevitably need emotional support sometimes..

    ^ahhhhhh cheer up Manny!!

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    Enema Pneumatically Enlarges Massive Arse

    (Silent P)

    Sometimes....

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    Quote Originally Posted by knowsitlike View Post
    ^ahhhhhh cheer up Manny!!
    Cheers mate, I'm cheery, just alcohol-induced brain dead.

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    sometimes, olga masturbated erics ten-incher into marias enormous snatch.

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    Snatch never attracted the Chinese homo.

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    homo often minced outside

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    Outside Undressed, Terrible Sight, Illegal Dick Exposure!!

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    Exposure, Xavier postulated, often silences underdeveloped Remainer eejits

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    Eejits enjoy joining in Thai sing-alongs.

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    Sing-alongs in Nonkhai get a lot of Nongkhaian girls swooning.

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    Swooning women, once outed need intimate nearby gadgets.

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    Gadgets, (AKA dildos), give Emma "the squirts".

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    ...pipped.

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    squirts quietly until intense rumpy-pump's tempestuous shuddering

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