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    Quote Originally Posted by knowsitlike View Post
    good work NZ, deserves a pint that!
    +1. I wasn't going to try to tackle it.

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    Expressiveness: Xavier's poetry reading elicited stimulating sexual ideas. (Virgins eating nachos evince sexual stimulation)

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    Stimulation, the inner mind unties laced arse thinking into obscene natiforms

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    Natiforms - arses to Ian. For others, rear male seats.

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    Seats enable arses to sit.

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    "Sit!!" insisted Thomas.

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    Thomas, homosexually, offered Mike a suck.

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    Suck Up Cold Kedgeree

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    kedgeree every day generally exacerbates reflux erythematous esophagitis.

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    Esophagitis (spelled "oesophagitis", properly ) hasn't abated. Glottis is tumescent, indicating septicaemia.

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    Sepeticaemia entered penis, exited throat, infected carotid arteries, even mangled internal areas.

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    Areas requiring excavating around Scunthorpe

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    Scunthorpe : cold, unusual numbness took hold, occluding Roger's painful engorgement

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    Engorgement not gonorrhoea or rectal germs encourages metastatis especially neurological tumours.

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    tumours under mammaries or uterus require surgery.

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    Argh ! A word ending in "y".

    Oh alright....I'll do this one.....

    Surgery urgently required : George's eye really yellowing

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    Yellowing, Evidences Liver Loss, Often With Invasive Necrotising Gangrene

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    Gangrene advanced near genitals, real emergencies need euthanasia

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    Euthanasia understandably takes harmless ancient Neil and sinks 'im. AWRIGHT!

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    (That's not your usual style, Happynz.....had a coupla drinkies ? )

    AWRIGHT ! With righteous indignation, gay hairdressers tumesced

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    (That's not your usual style, Happynz
    I think Nummie hacked his account

    Tumesced uterus means estrogen secretions can't enter diaphragm.

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    Diaphragm impregnated after penis hugely ripped apart gastrointestinal membrane

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    ^ ye gads send in the junior doctors..

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    membrane, electronically manipulated, becomes remotely activated nipple exciter

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    Exciter x-rayed - caught in time. Everybody's relieved.

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