Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Selection evolution left Elephants carrying trunks instead of noses

^ some Friday brilliance above people, pour yourselves a celebration

Originally Posted by knowsitlike

pour yourselves a celebration

Well, sun's not quite over the yardarm, but if you insist...

Noses (olfactory sense equipment), sneeze.

^ saw this in a cafe years back, still true but I’ve switched to Tea!

Noses or schnozzes? Everyone sniffs.

Sniffs, never inhales, for fvck's sake !

Sake, alcohol Koreans emulate

emulate mulishly, until larynx attrition takes eminence

Soju, actually, and a very cunning switch of homonyms

Emulate Mr Ustinov's loquaciousness, acting terribly eloquent.

Bugger.

Eminence maintained. If not entirely notable, certainly esteemed.

Esteemed sake tasted expertly emulated, Manny enlisted detectives

^ the great sake counterfeit mystery dun dun durrrr

detectives expected the escaped criminal to ignore vice-squads extra surveillance

Originally Posted by taxexile

detectives expected the escaped criminal to ignore vice-squads extra surveillance

So he hid out in NTD under Smegs mico cod piece...

Surveillance unwittingly revealed (very easily) internet losers lurking amongst NotTeakDoor community; Exposé?!

^ don’t forget the Gallic é or we fetch the cow!

Exposé? X-rays put out show everything.

^ you mean show éclairs NZ?!

55 That'd be better...

Everything virtual, eradicating reality; yes the happy internet nurtures gullibility.

^ consider the cow cowtapulted..

Gullibility; usually life’s lessons inflict beginner idiots, largely ignorant till yesterday

Yesterday everybody sipping tequila essentially remained drunk as you.

You Orwellian Utopian!

You outta upgrades?

...botherations, beaten to it

upgrades programmed geralds redundant auxiliary drive, enabling spyware.

Utopian thought of putting in Arabian nightclub.