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    Ypsilanti prostitutes say italian lovers are now totally impotent.

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    Impotent monkey penetrated orangutan then ejaculated nothing. Twat.

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    Twat won't accept that.

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    That Happy Antipodean Tyke

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    Tike is Kyrgyz emporium.

    you sure you don't mean tyke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by happynz View Post
    Tike is Kyrgyz emporium.

    you sure you don't mean tyke?

    Sorry, yes - multitasking - Tyke as in mischievous child

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    Tyke yanked kangaroo's entrails.

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    Emporium may promote official reeboks in unusual materials.

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    Entrails normally taste repulsive and induce liquid shitting.

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    Shitting has intestines twisted tight, its not good

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    Good orgasms; only delightful

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    Delightful evening, languidly ingesting gastronomic heaven. The food undeniably luscious.

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    Luscious ursula surprised colin in obviously unexpected squirting.

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    Squirting queen's urine is regarded trashy in noble galas.

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    Galas attendees love a splash.

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    ^But not with queen's urine.

    Splash! Peter lunged adveturously, soaking Heather.

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    Heather eventually attracted Tim's hirsute engorged ransacking

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    Ransacking Another Northern Suburban Allotment Clifford Kicked In Neville's Gate.

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    Gate attached to elevator.

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    Elevator, leaving earth vertically after the outdated rockets..

    ^ abit HG Wells this how we leave the planet?!, https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&so...53723875061057

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    Rockets, obviously carrying Klingons, enter the system.

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    System? Yes, system that earns moolah...

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    Moolah offered over lost automatic Honda.

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    Honda overtook "nothing doing" Audi.

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    Audi? Utterly dreadful ignitions!

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