Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Needlessly excessive, eating desserts left everyone stuffed - something like yaks.

Yaks, almost killing sanity

Sanity apropos nonsense inevitably torments yokels.

yokels of Khorat enjoyed lovely Savannakhet

Savannakhet, a visa-runner's anxious nightmare! Nonetheless, after kicking heels, entertainment's tempting.

Tempting entertainers might present their ingloriously naked genitals.

Genitals exposed, Northern Italian traipsed around Le Sirenuse

Sirenuse Island residents expect nothing until September's eclipse.

Eclipse covered lunatic's immediate predicament...sanitarium escape!

Escape southwards. Carry a pink envelope!

Envelope needed verifying...exploding letter...or posted elephant!

Envelope near Velma's elbow left open perplexed 'er.

'er ? Recalcitrant !

Recalcitrant English cricketeers argued loudly calling India's total run amount not truthful.

Truthful raconteurs usually try hard forming useful language.

language and native grammar usually annoyed ghanaian educators

Educators duly under-educate children at their often regurgitated soliloquies.

Soliloquies often lasted interminably long. Obviously, quickly unloading irritants escaped Shakespeare.

Shakespeare had a kind entrepreneur's support purveying entertaining acts rarely envisioned.

Envisioned newbies violating instructions so I ordered "Newbie Extermination Devices".

Devices, especially vaginal inserts, cause exquisite sensations.

Sensations exceeded, numbness sought, as time inwardly, outwardly non-dimensionally.....stopped.

Stopped toilets offer plumbers plenty extra dollars.

Dollars often lubricate ladyboys' affections, resultant swordplay

Swordplay with old rebels, death pursues, like a yearning.