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    screw completely rusted, exposing washers.

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    "Washers are so handy!", everybody realises simultaneously.

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    simultaneously inserting multiple urethras lengthwise.....

    No....no....must stop

    Go for it, Melvin. I see you lurking there.

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    Simultaneously inserting multiple umbrellas lengthwise, the anesthetist never even oiled up Simon's little yoghurtgun.

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    Yoghurtgun, or goddamned huge urethra, really throws goo unless nullified.

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    nullified ursulas lengthy legal imbroglio, forfeiting income every december.

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    December enables celebrations, especially my birthday, easily remembered.

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    remembered every minge, every mammary before expiring, reluctantly embracing death.

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    Death earned a trip hellbound.

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    hellbound earthling left lucifer behind on underworld nightime descent

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    Hellbound evangelicals licked Lucifer's bum obediently, uttering nonsensensical damnations


    Oh, aaargh. !

    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
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    This one's quite good !
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    Descent eventually stopped causing extremely nauseous tremors.

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    Tremors revealed Emily's minge only required solicitude

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    solicitude on L'ille Citadell is tiring unless dames expose

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    Expose x-files pish on sunday evening

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    may i complain about the grammar in by here like
    nobody seems to be making proper sentences just putting words together


    anyways



    evening virtues?
    everybody needs italian nudist's gonads.....

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    Gonads obviously need approved dangler support.

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    Support unelected puppet politicians or renounce thainess

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    Thainess has another interesting nuance -- eating spicy somtam.

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    somtam obviously mixes tamarind and mangoes.

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    Mangoes are now grown outside eastside Scunthorpe.

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    Scunthorpe clods usually never take horses on roads peeling Eastwards

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    eastwards and southwards, then westward, arriving really dishevelled, sevenish.

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    Sevenish eightish vaguely even nineish, horror in Saville house

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